Friday, December 21, 2012

FAB FIVE PLUS ONE (2) - aranya plus parva PALAHALLI VISHWANATH




 FAB FIVE PLUS ONE STORIES -
MAHABHARATA STORIES

Adi parva

1) The epic begins - Ganesha
1A FATHERS AND soNS - gANESHA
2) THE EMPEROR'S LUST - BY SHANTANU
3) THE SCENT OF A WOMAN - SATYAVATI
4 ) AMBA, THE BOLD PRINCESS - BY AMBA
5) THE TIMID PRINCESSES – VIDURA’S MOTHER
6) MADRI - BY MADRI

Adi+Sabha Parva

7) Thubs Down - Ekalavya
8) WAX PALACE - BY KUNTI
9) FALL IN THE hALL - duRYODHANA

Aranya Parva

10) THE NYMPH'S CURSE - BY URVASHII
11PANDAVAS IN THE FOREST - BY ARJUN
12)The monkey's tail - BY BHEEMA
13 ) MY MOTHER’S GUESTS – DRAUPADI’S DAUGHTER

virata Parva

14 ) I CAN KILL IF NEED BE – Bheema
15 ) FIND US IF YOU CAN- Uttara

Udyoga Parva

16 APPOINTMENT WITH A MOTHER - BY KARNA

Yuddha parvas 

17 AN ELEPHANTINE LIE - BY YUDHISHTIR
18 THE LISTENER IN THE WOMB - Abhimanyu
19) THE 18TH DAY- by Sanjaya
20) THE GRAND OLD MAN DIES - BY BHEESHMA

Th Later Parvas

21) THE REVENGE OF THE SERPENT KING - BY TAKSHAKA
22 ) ) The Race Struggle - Astika
23) THE LAST HOURS OF KRISHNA - BY KRISHNA
24 )Sahadeva speaks - by Sahadeva
25) i call him but he does not come - kunti
26) The Prince of Gemtown - Babruvahana

AUXILIARY STORIES:

27 ) THE SPIRIT OF A WOMAN - SHAKUNTALA
28 ) MY SON IS SIMPLY THE BEST - YAYATI
29 ) DISPOSESSED DEMONS - Prahlada








1. The Right Digit (Thumbs Down) by Ekalavya


Come ! Please come ! I can see you are very tired. Did you say you have
been walking the whole day ? Yes, it looks like that. No Problem at all.
You can relax and pend tghe night hee. You can go in the morning, or if
you wish, you can stay for more time. You can see here. we dont have
.much. but whatever we have is yours

My wife has  cooked rabbit meat today. did you say you would have
liked some deer meat ? No Sir, around here we dont kill deer . Actually
we look after them . Yes, we are hunters but these deer belong to us. I
know the name of each one. Yes, these are really fawns. They are not
full grown animals.

Did you say you are coming from the city? You mean the capital ?
How are things there ? The king cannot see and the people who can
see shut their eyes? Did you say injustice prevails ? Yes sir, i completely
agree with you. These children of the royal household have been
fighting since they were born. My father was the king ! No, my father is
the king ! Yes, that is what they used to keep shouting . At tht time they
were children. But now they are all full grown adults. But the fight has
not stopped. They will keep finding means to outmaneouver each other.
Yes, Sir, you are correct. They will fight till their last breath.

No Sir, dont ask abut it now. May be I will tell you about it. Or May
be not. No, please dont be sorry. It is just that some wounds take lot of
time to heal. And this is one such .Sir, let us go inside the hut. Very
soon the wild animals will come. Which animals? Name them and we
have them: Tigers, leopards, wolves. Yes, after all this is a forest , Isn't
it ? I know that as a hunter I should not worry about it. Thee was a time
when I was good. And that was the time we had deer in plenty. The wild
animals would never dare to come here. Yes, I killed many of them. So,
you are asking what happened ? Why am i  not able to look after my
deer? Yes, i agree I am not old . But Sir, I have lost my skill. I cannot
aim properly anymore.

I agree sir, the wild animals do need food. Some of them take their
fill and go away. But some kill just for the fun of it. Worse, some of
them maim the deer for the rest of their lives and go away. They are the
worst, Sir . Today i am powerless against them . Totally powerless . And I
keep losing my deer

Sir, you dont give up easily ! You do want to know what happened
to my skill ! Let us say I lost it. After all I was young at that time . And
now I am getting old. Sir, why do you laugh ? Yes, I know, I know !
You say that the man who is standing in front of you is not old ! He is
young , but powerless !

Alright SIr ! I dont know why but I am beginning to like you. I
guess I will tell you my story. i have to take you back by about fifteen
years. I was just  a boy then. An occasional hair was coming on my
upper lip to form a moustache. Yes, those were the days when one
watched each hair since it proclaimed the onset of adulthood.
My father had passed away a year earlier. He was the best hunter
in these parts. Many looked upto him. He was almost like their king.
And now there was nobody to lead them. Some of them thought that I
should take his place. And so did mother. I did not know what exactly it
meant but I agreed. I realized that I have to become the best hunter. I
started learning how to wield a bow and arrows. Some of my father's
friendds taught me. I guess I became quite good. But I knew it was not
enough. There were some wild animals that I was not able to kill. Like ?
For example there were the leopards. They were too fast for my arrows.
I decided that i should become better. What do I do to become a better
archer ?
I shared my problem with some of the elders in our community.
They suggested that I should go to the city. They said that there is a very
famous Guru who teaches the royal children. They said I should go
and request the Guru to teach me also.
The teacher said that I have to pay my fees for what I have learnt.
Though I had not learnt anything directly from him I felt that I ought
to pay his fees. I did not know what he would ask. After all he was used
to what the royalty paid him. Where will I get that much money ?
Anyway I agreed that I would pay his fees and asked him how much
money does he want. He smiled (looking back I feel that smile really was
not in order ) and said he does not want money. What else do you want
sir ? I can give some of my deer though I really do not want to part with
them. ' Young man, I want your right thumb ' . You say you are
shocked. Was I shocked also ? No, not initially. I did not really
understand what he wanted. You may laugh but the thought which I
immediately came to my mind was that I had stopped sucking my thumb
only recently . My mother used to scold me a lot about it. Does he want
my thumb separately or am I suppose to go wherever the thumb goes ?
What does he want my thumb for ? I wondered how many thumbs he
must have in his home since he was known to have taught many princes
of this land. May be there are some rituals where these thumbs are
used. When all types of thoughts were going on in my head. I heard
him again " Yes, young man, I want you to cut out your right thumb
and give it to me '

i think my mother understood what it meant. She screamed NO, Sir,
Please do not ask for it . If he loses his thumb he wont be able to string his bow properly. His arrows will go all over the place. No, Sir ! please ask forsomething else . I also began to realize what would happen. I will not be
able to get rid of the wild animals . They will take their prey and go
away. We will lose all our deer. What type of hunter will I be without
my right thumb ?

My mother and the other elders implored the teacher but he was
in no mood to agree. They said that they will give him one hundred
deer but he did not budge. He started getting angry . Your thumb or
nothing ! We were left with no option.

For along time we did not understand why my teacher had
demanded my thumb. Later we came to know that he had promised one
of his student princes . It seems the Acharya had promised one of the
princes that he would be the best archer in the world. But the prince had
seen how good I was and complained to the Acharya about it. That is
when the teacher found out that I had been listening to him teach the
prince. Yes, I was also seeing it from the place where I was hiding. And
that is how I had picked up archery.

Yes, for a brief , very brief, time I was the best archer in the world. I am
sure there will be great ones in the future too. But that piece of time
belonged to me and me only.

It all happened long time ago. I should have forgotten it but I have
not. My initial anger is not there. I understand what made the Acharya
ask for my thumb. I cannot hate him. He was exploited just like me. He
owed everything he had to those princes. And he could not just go
against them. Without them he would be just another poor Brahmin who
could not even afford to get milk for his son. After all, who was I to him
? Just a hunter boy ! Are you saying he could nave been magnanimous
? No, I dont think he had many options. It was just me, a poor hunter or
the prince. I dont blame him for choosing the prince. Even then, I could
see he was not comfortable with his deed. When I cut off my thumb, he
had tears in his eyes. What did he do with my thumb ? I really dont
know. May be there were other boys like me. May be he got thumbs
from them too. May be he gave the prince a string of thumbs to wear
around his neck !

Do I hate that prince who wanted to be the best archer in the
world ? My feelings are mixed. He was one of those poor cousins who
were treated shabbily by the king's children. They have suffered a lot .
Yes, I know that now they are in the forest since they lost the wager to
their cousins. Yes, I feel bad for them,

However if I meet that prince anytime I am sure that I would not be as
forgiving as I am at this moment. He is arrogance personified. The
eldest of the brothers came to me and expressed his sorrow when I lost
the thumb. . But not that arrogant prince ! It seems he just laughed
when he heard that the Acharya had taken my thumb away ! It was he
who is responsible for  all those mothereless fawns . Yes, I will lift
my bow with whatever little strength I have and I will aim my arrows
at his heart. .





2. THE   WAX PALACE  by Kunti


There was a message from the royal palace. It was from my brother
in law, the king. please come as soon as possible. I had not seen him for
quite some time. I have not seen my sister too for some time. She is not my
sister-sister. She is married to my brother in law. We are sisters by
marriage. She is a very pious lady, so pious that she started wearing a
piece of cloth over her eyes from the day she was married to the king. You
see he is blind and she wanted to be the ideal woman. I wonder what she
does when she has to change the piece of cloth everyday. Does she close
her eyes in between ? Or does she take a peek at the outside world ? No, I
am not that pious. In fact, I could even be called naughty . How naughty ?
I will tell you some other time about the other ways i have been naughty .
At first, let me get on with the story at hand.
When I went to the palace, both the king and queen gave me a
hearty welcome. I bowed to the king ( I touched his feet so he knows that i
am bowing to him) and hugged the queen. They looked very happy to see
me. I can understand some amount of joy . After all we had not seen each
other for over a month. But the king was literally gushing. I looked at my
other brother in law. He, however, had a cautious smile. See these were
three brothers: the blind king was the first son, my dead husband the
second one and the gentle counselor the third one.
The king spoke " You must be bored here " . Bored ? Who has time to
get bored. I have five sons. Even one teenager is enough . I have five of
them to handle. I am certainly not bored. But I did not answer. He spoke
again : " May be you and your sons should take a vacation ". We work
hard but it is not as though we need a vacation. I spend all my time looking
after my children. And my children are busy learning what princes ought to
learn.
The eldest goes to venerable scholars to learn about the duties of
kings and how kings ought to rule. His celestial father is Lord Dharma , the
god of righteousness. And we named our son also after him. The second
one is the strongest of them all. Obviously because he is the son of Lord
Vayu, the god of wind. My second son is HUGE. I shudder just to think of
how big I was when I carried him ! One day he slipped from my hands. At
that moment I was so afraid that I would lose him. After all we had gone
through so much trouble to get him. I closed my eyes only to open them
when I heard a huge sound. What I saw was that Baby Bhim had fallen on a
rock and the rock broke into pieces. He was not just a big baby . He has
also grown upto be a huge young man. He is so huge that recently he
picked up all his brothers and balanced them on his shoulders. When I
protested, he took me and placed me on the top of his head. His favourite
weapon rightly is the mace. He had gone last year to Dwaraka to learn it
from my nephew, who is the avowed master of Mace in this world.
You see I have these two nephews in Dwaraka. The eldest is a very
strong young man. He is the Mace Master. The next one, the youngest, is ,
well, how do I say it- he has done so many great things that he is already a
larger than Life figure. People have started talking about him as the man of
the millennium.
Let me get back to my second son. The blind king’s eldest son - my
children refer to him as the evil cousin or the evil prince - also went to the
same person in Dwaraka to learn the use of mace. Both he and my second
son have become the mace experts in the country. People who know about
these things say one of them treats it as an art and the other as a science. I
don’t know what it means. Even as such these two keep shouting at each
other. I just worry that one day these two will have a real serious fight. Who
knows whether art will win or science ?
My other sons ? I will tell you some other time about them . Whatever
it is, all my children are fabulous. I call them the FAB FIVE ! For now, my
brother in law wants us, that is me and my sons, to go on a vacation. He
says that he has got a vacation package – “Go to Varanavata. There is
going to be a big festival for Lord Shiva. This is the right time to go there.
Also, we are building a new palace just for you. Stay there for some time.
Yes, you can even forget the problems here and stay for a year”.
He is not just telling us to consider his offer. He is actually ordering
us. Do we have a choice ? No, we are like poor relatives. A daughter in law
is not treated well once her husband is dead. And I have to cart around
these five sons. But I have learnt to read in between the lines and this is
what his offer really says “ If you are here, we will have to eventually
coronate your son. People of this town are already praising him to the
skies. They say he is the right person to become the king. Therefore we
don’t want you here. Go away for some time. People will forget you and will
get reconciled to the idea of my son as the future king “. I don’t think it is
my brother in law’s idea. Pardon me, he is not all that bright. The idea must
have come from his son and his cohorts. As I said I have no choice in this
matter. I was told to pack up our stuff and leave as soon as possible. As I
was leaving the royal household, my other brother in law, the gentle
counselor, called me aside and spoke words of caution.
When I went home and broke the news to my children there was a
mini rebellion. The second one – yes, the strong one – uttered foul words
about the king and the prince ( I don’t know where these children pickup
such language ) and said he will not leave the city. The others also
expressed similar sentiments, but with fewer foul words. I was at a loss
about what to do when the eldest interceded. He told them that we have to
undertake this trip since it is the order of not just a king but also the wish
of their affectionate elder uncle. Even as the word ‘ affectionate ‘ left my
son’s mouth , there was big laughter in the room. They started kidding
each other about how affectionate their uncle is and all that. Anyway they
also had no choice except to reconcile with his orders.
The city of Varanavata was beautiful. The festival of the Ascetic God
was in full swing. The keeper of the city told us that the new palace was
getting ready for us. His name is Purochana. On meeting him for the first
time, my children remarked that he is a very shady character. He had shifty
eyes . He was a smooth talker alright. We came to know that he had got the
job not because of any great abilities . It seems he was actually a confidant
of the Kuru prince and that is what got him the job. My children recalled
that they had seen him in the prince’s service. He was seen fanning the
prince after bouts of wresting. My eldest son said he must be a sycophant.
That was a new word for us. He learns so many new words and ideas in the
company of learned scholars.
After we spent a few days in the town of Varanavata , we were taken
to the new palace. It was a very beautiful dwelling outside the city. The
palace was quite big too, almost as big as the one in Hastinapur. But
something was not right. As soon as we went in, my youngest son
sneezed. And sneezed. I did not like it. It was not a good omen. I decided
that we should leave immediately and come the next week. Purochana was
not happy but there was not much he could do. The next week also same
thing happened. But this time it was my 4th son. I told my children that I
don’t like what is happening and that we should reconsider whether we
should say in this house. My eldest son said that I should not be
superstitious (look, that is another word he has learnt). He said that the
reason his last brothers are sneezing has probably nothing to do with
omens. He said it could be something else and he felt that we should start living in the house.As I said earlier, the house was alright. Well, really speaking it was kind of gaudy. It had all types of colours. My sons seem to like the place.Though we were a royal family, the house allotted to us in Hastinapur was not good. It was neither big nor nice. Well , when we came back to Hastinapur, we had nowhere else to go and we took what we got. Actually that was the first time that I felt that we were poor relations. But this house is big. I have a whole suite for myself. The children also have their own suites. But what I don’t like is that the palace is circled by so many guards.When I told Purochana about it, he said that we had to be guarded and it was also the order of the Kuru prince. This is the first time I really saw that the prince had taken unusual interest in this matter.It seems the Kuru prince also had his hand in how the palace wasbuilt. Why is he so much interested in it ? When I told the eldest about it, hechided me that I was unnecessarily too suspicious. And another thing that bothers me is the on and off sneezing of the last two sons. Sometimes it is the 4th and sometime it is the 5th . But the sneezing is always there. Again I told son Dharm about it. He said that it could be some allergy. That means when a person’s body is not comfortable with the environment, the discomfort comes out in different ways. It comes out as a sneeze. If it is true what is it that these two don’t like in this palace ?

We have already spent six months. We are feeling restless because
we have nothing to do. I don’t cook anymore since the palace has several
cooks. My children also feel that I have done enough cooking in my life and it is high time that I should relax like a real queen. But what worries me is that my children are also restless. And inert ! They are all putting on weight. We are also not left free to do whatever we want. There are always people around us. Purochana says that they are guarding us but we are beginning to feel that we are in some glorified prison.

One night as I was going to bed, I remembered an incident which
happened long time back. Those were the days when my husband was the
king of Hastinapur. The grandfather said that we needed more alliances
and the king should marry again. I did not like it but these are matters of
state. And, of course, the king agreed readily ! He married a very beautiful young girl. I had to make up the room for their first night. I had seen some nice pots from a neighbouring country. It was called lacquer ware and I kept few of them in the room. The tradition was that I take her into the room on the first night. And as I took her inside, she started sneezing. She was very embarrassed. I heard later from my ( and now our) husband that she was sneezing throughout the night. When we really looked into things we found the culprit. It was the lacquer ware. She was very uncomfortable with it. Now I realized the reason why the last two brothers sneezed in the temple. They were after all her children. I remember we threw the pots out when we found that they catch fire very fast.Now I realized the evil plot. My suspicions were true. There was
lacquer all over the place. I called my children together immediately and
told my suspicions to them. They laughed at it first but they also began to see the evil designs of the Kuru prince. I also asked them to make sure
about it. I don’t know what they did but they all came back and said that the palace would burn away with even a small fire. The kitchen was way behind ( now I realized that it was too far away) and they made sure nothing would ignite our place. Ignite our palace ? Yes, that was their intention.
    We were all really worried. We could not even escape since we
were being watched all the time. What future is this for the Pandava clan ?Burnt in a fire like forest animals? The brothers were all taking turns to be awake in the night. NO, that should not happen. When we were wondering what to do Puochana brought a young man in to see me and said that this was a relative of ours. I could not recognize the young man when he came in and touched my feet. He signaled to me to keep quiet. He told me that his mother and I were distant cousins. I knew Purochana was suspicious. I acted as though I remembered her and asked about her
welfare. After Purochana went away , the young man said he had been
sent by my brother in law, the gentle counselor. It seems he knew that we
were in danger. We told the young man that we were stuck in a fire trap.
The young man said that the walls were all made of inflammable material
like lac, wax, ghee etc. He said that the only way was to dig a tunnel and
get out of the building. The youngest joked that the tunnel may lead us to another fire trap !He and his jokes !

The young man did dig the tunnel. Bhim helped him . It took the
two of them few months. Purochana was suspicious about why the young
relative was staying for such a long time. When it was finally ready, we
decided to leave soon. I called all the workers including the guards one
evening for a big dinner. We made sure that Purochana also came for the
dinner. We served them some very intoxicating liquor. They all fell asleep.
My sons and I took the tunnel which led to the forest outside. As soon as
we left the building the young man who had helped us lit a fire in the
palace. I am sure that the wax palace was burnt down to ashes in no time.
As for us, further hard times were around the corner !
(As you can imagine, this account could be by Queen Kunti, the mother of the Pandavas, the Mace Master could be Balram)
Varanavata is different from Varanasi)


HE FALL IN THE HALL by Duryodhana

Posted on 10 Dec 2011
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      I should not have gone there.    But father  and mother made me go to their place.  After all, they are your cousins !    I don’t know why I don’t like them. Of course I can give  several reasons why I don’t like them. It is all that and some thing more  which I cannot fathom.  Mother has been telling me from the time we were children.  Suyo, Why don’t you like them ?  It is easy for her to say. She can’t see them. Just their very sight drives me crazy

     They are my cousins, in fact, my poor cousins ! My uncle  took over the reins because my father was blind. Somebody had to do it and he did it.  It was not as  though my uncle  was the king. He was just looking after the duties  for the time being. . Well, he passed away. The way he died, well, let me not talk about it. All I can tell you is that it was not a nice way to go. Well, may be it was nice but certainly not respectable.    Kshatrias should die in battles, not in the arms of a woman.

     After the death of their father ( It is another thing that he was really not their father, but let it be for the present) , the five kids and their mother descended on us.  My father took pity on them and gave them one of the palaces to stay.  They should have been given some stables. May be grandfather insisted that they stay in a palace.  Yes, grandpa has always been partial to them. He  used to let some of them sit on his lap. But when I wanted to sit , he would say that I  weigh too much !  And when the time came to learn the martial arts, they were allowed to learn with us. I did not like it at all. What do they need to do with a mace or a bow?  They can serve us and we will look after them.   We could have given them some posts here and there.  Again, it was not to be and they studied  along with us. Further our Guru also started liking them. He would say that they are better learners.  Big Deal ! Thus it happened that  there were two of them in the palace taking their side; grandfather and our Guru ! I should not forget the other one, the last of  my uncles ! Again I am not sure he belongs with us since he is actually the son of a maid servant.  I tolerate him because my father relies on him a lot.  

     I am the son of the first born . And the law says that  I should  ascend the throne one of these days.  But when they grew up  they started whining. Oh Elder Father  ! Give us our share  !  What share ? And why should we give them anything at all.   But that was not to be. As always their well wishers intervened and made my father give them that part of our kingdom.

      What was given to them was some land  at the edge of our kingdom. It was actually a forest. It seems they burnt the whole place and built their capital there. Burning a whole forest !  Their eldest, the one we call Pious, usually talks a lot of what he calls Dharma.  Putting it simply (he,  of course,never puts anything simply) it is the right way to live and let live. I wonder what he was doing when so many animals perished in that forest.  A sacrifice indeed !

           Yes, a sacrifice is what was supposed to happen in their place when they invited us to come there. The occasion ? It seems   the sacrifice , like the one with the horse, is supposed to show that they are supreme.  It is for this purpose  that they went to  Magadha and killed its great king by deceit with the help of that cowherd.  He pokes  his nose in all matters. True, Magadha was his enemy too but there are well established ways to fight your enemies.   I don’t know how they can call themselves supreme. We are not their vassals.   The name of the sacrifice  sounds like   the one which makes other kings jealous !   Jealous ! What is it tht they have that is so greta ?  Anyway,  I was reluctant to go but my parents made me go.

      I went there along with my brother and my maternal uncle. As soon as we got there, they made sure we looked at their new palace. They boasted about it. It seems a divine architect built it for them. It is just the way they talk. It must have been some lowly guy with a drawing board. They said we can see the inside of the building later. We were taken to our quarters to relax.

       As we were about to enter,  we were first  directed to take off our footwear and  put on the slippers that  were provided.  The archer, the middle brother and the designated host, said that it was to make sure that guests did not enter with their dirty footwear. I did not like his sarcasm.  As he took us to various parts , his was an endless chatter  about how good each room was. He talked about marble as though it  was gold. It seems they had to get it all the way from the western region. Big deal !  Enough is enough. I told him that we will look after ourselves. He told us not to get lost in the vast palace.  You should have heard the way he said vast; the ‘ a ‘  got stretched so much I thought the word would break. And he gave us silver coins and asked us to keep  dropping them so that we  would know  our way back. Wont somebody pick them up and go away ? He laughed and said no body was so poor in their kingdom to pick up  silver coins.

I hate to admit it but the place was indeed vast.  We did walk around a lot and finally came to an exquisite  and huge hall. It was quite cool. I could see why . Part of the hall had a large water pool which kept the whole place cool. As we neared the pool, I folded my clothes up so as not to get them wet. I heard some laughs, definitely feminine. I wondered why as I dipped my feet into what I thought was the pool. Nothing happened. Water did not cover my feet. I felt silly. There was no water at all. It was just that the surface of the floor was made to look like it had water on it.

As we went towards the other side of the hall, I could see it was very shiny. Before I knew what happened, I had landed in a  shallow water pool . And I slipped and got myself wet.   Again I heard the laughter. It was loud, and feminine.   I guess there were more of them this time . Then I looked up .  There she was laughing at me . And was telling her friends ‘  He is also blind like his father ‘.  I bowed down my head.   My clothes were wet. The water was cold and I was shivering. And then this laughter which never seemed to end !  I felt stupid and I was angry too.    The I again  looked up and stared at her.   I don’t think I can ever forget that gleaming  white teeth in her dark face . She was not too far. I could see her laugh slowly turn  into a stare. Thee was fear and anxiety  in that stare too.   May be she was beginning to understand the extent of her folly !  May be she knew that  she has  to pay for those bouts of laughter.


(Picture is from the internet; i Dont own it )

  The rest of our visit was an anti climax. There was this issue of who had to be honoured first.  Some people proposed my grandfather’s name. But many others rooted for the cowhered. And finally it was the cowherd who got the first honour. He  also manaed to  get rid of  one of his old foes who abused him.  I had lost all interest because I was too steeped in  what I have to do in the future.

 My mind is made up. I will have to  get back the part of  our land which they are lording over now. I want them away somewhere.
If need be,  I will  fight for my rights.  I should talk to my uncle about it. He knows what I think but he should know the urgency with  which I want them out of my life.  May be he can suggest methods other than war . And the lady ! She should suffer along with them.  May be worse than them

(This is by Duryodhana ( also knowns as Suyodhana)  and  sacrifice is called RAJASUYA . The cowherd is Krishna;  grandfather is Bheeshma and the guru is Dronacharya;  The lady is  Queen Panchali, archer is Arjuna and Pious is Dharmaraja)






4.THE NYMPH'S CURSE  by Urvashi 
  Jun 12 2009 

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Am I crushed or what ? This guy comes up all the way
from there just to spurn a heavenly maiden’s love ! Did I say
maiden ? Just forget it, I am no maiden . However, I am
heavenly ! Look at his gall ! There are tears in my eyes. He
has made me cry . I got to teach him a lesson. As they say,
hell has no fury like a woman scorned !



I will tell you the whole story. At first, let me tell you
about ‘ heaven’ since that is where we are. The first word that
comes into my mind when I think of this place is Decadence
! Yes, Decadence. One of the dictionaries describes it as ‘
Luxurious self indulgence ‘ . Let me give some examples.
The other day the God of Winds invited us all for a musical
evening. Do you know what he did ? He started breaking
wind in various ways and wanted us to believe that each one
was a separate musical tune. And then there are the endless
dance and music sessions. No improvement, no change!
Endless love making too ! Same partners and same positions
! It is true we all look young . At least, we think so. Our
bodies have not aged. Neither disease nor death visits us.
But our minds have ceased to exist. My friend, that is what
heaven is ! Just imagine all those stupid earthlings aspire to
come here ! The result of all this is that we keep looking for
something different.
      Finally, this ‘ something different ‘ came in the form of a handsome
youth. He was dressed in a very simple robe. He could have been mistaken for a mendicant except that he was carrying a bow. His well shaped feet were firmly on the ground . Certainly an earthling ! Otherwise, his feet would have been above the ground the way our feet are. He saluted Our Master, the Lord of Heavens, who asked him to sit on a nearby seat. As he was talking to the Master there were whispers. Who is he ? Who is he ?
     Eventually we came to know the whole story. He is the Master’s son.
Our master has many affairs. We do not come to know most of what our
master does and this was also news to us. This is what we heard : A young
queen calls upon our master to bless her with a son. It seems she
obtained a boon by a holy man in which she could invoke any god to come to her and bless ( how sanctimonious they make it sound) her with a child. Before she called upon our master, she had used the boon already three times. Her choices looked kind of strange. At first it was the Sun god (Thiswas when she was not married. Let us not dwell upon it. Everybody makes mistakes) . Then it was the Lord of Death, and yes, righteousness. Next in line was the Lord of Winds. After all this, she called upon our master, theking of gods. I am not sure whether he was thrilled because even lesser gods had been there earlier. Well, boon is a boon and our master had nochoice. He had to do the lady’s bidding and the young man whom we see everyday in the court of Amaravati is the result of that union .It seems that the youth is here to get more arms from my Master.Yes, and better arms. It worries me. I am told that he is already one of the best archers on earth. Why does he need more arms? This is what I neverunderstood. More arms, more power ! Why do the earthlings need all that ?All that will happen is that they will destroy each other in more and more sophisticated ways. Poor Me ! what say do I get in these matters ? All theyask us to do is to wriggle our hips in the court. And, yes, they also send us occasionally to divert the attention of some ambitious holy men or kings.
Our master is always worried that somebody else will take his position -
the king of gods - away. Our visitor, the master’s son , has stolen the hearts of all the ladies in heaven. We had heard that he is actually a ladies’ man. But he is acting strange here. He does not even look at the women. May be his queen (theone he shares with his four brothers) has given him strict orders to keepoff women.I have had surfeit of men in my life and was not all that excited by him initially. But our master told me one day that I have to teach dance tothe visitor. What does this archer need with dance ? May be it is one moreway to get near the ladies. Anyway, I started teaching him dance . And thenit happened ! Love ? No, I don’t think so . It was just sheer passion. ! Itwas just that these things happen when two people are thrown together day and night and when they happen to two different sexes. I slowly grew enamored of him till I could not think of anything else. I wanted to possesshim.



I talked to my close friend about it. She is like me, a celestial nymph.
Just like me, she also had intimacies with several human beings. We are
kind of past masters at this, loving men and leaving them later. But why is
this happening to me? My friend tells me that I have to express my feelings
to him. She tells me not to wait since our visitor would be departing soon.
Our dance lessons had come to an end. It was the last day. We sat
there kind of tired after all those movements. I looked at him. He was
looking elsewhere, almost staring straight ahead. I moved near to him and
took his hand in mine. And I pressed it softly. He withdrew it as though it
had given him a shock and utters this strange word – Maate ! Maate ?
Mother ? Why is he calling me that ? I again moved nearer and took his
hand. He again withdrew it and uttered that word again. Maate !?
He told me that I should not be doing this since I am like his mother. I
asked him to explain and he told me how I had married the great Pururava ,
his ancestor and how I begot a son who continued the Lunar Dynasty. Oh
God ! I had forgotten all that. It was so long ago. This youth is implying that
I am his great great grand mother. He did not say it in so many words but
according to him sleeping with grandmothers (however ‘ young ‘) is not
the done thing.
He went on in the same vein how apart from being his great grand
mother I am like his mother also since I am a consort of his father, who is
our master and the Lord of the Heavens. I went on telling him that there are
no such permanent relations here in heaven. His final objection to my
advances was that I was his guru, his teacher. That was the last straw. I felt
humiliated and started crying. He did not even try to pacify me. Very coolly
he walked out of the dance room.
Yes, I have to teach him a lesson. What type of lesson ? That he
should not scorn advances of a woman in heat ? I slowly realize it is not
just passion. Yes, I love him also ! If I love him , I should not hurt him. No,
it is just pure passion. It is vindictiveness. Whatever may be, I am too much
hurt. And very angry !
I am told that he is leaving heaven today. It seems he is bidding
farewell to his acquaintances. Finally he comes to my room. As he tries to
bow down and touch my feet, I step backwards. I tell him that I am going to
curse him since he has scorned my love and passion. He wants to say
something, probably in his defense, but I stop him. In a screaming voice, I
tell him that he will become impotent immediately. He is shocked but I utter
the curse again and again.
My scream must have sounded all over heaven since I saw our
master walk in. He asks me to forgive his son and take back the curse. I tell
him that I cannot do that . But the master prevails upon me to soften the
blow. My anger also subsides . I tell him that he will be impotent for one full year and he can choose the time whenever he wants.
Well, the handsome visitor from earth has gone away. We are back to
our own bad ways here in the heaven. There is going to be a competition
next week among gods to see who can pee the farthest.
( Based on an episoide in Mahabharata when Arjuna visits Heaven
(and Indra - the master ) to get more arms (astras). Urvashi, one of the
Apsaras (celestial nymph) falls in love with him but he scorns her. She
curses him to be impotent. He later uses this curse when he has to don
the role of an eunuch in Ajnatavasa (incognito) in Virata kingdom )
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 MY MOTHER’S UNWANTED GUESTS by Panchali's Daughter

Apr 14 2010
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My mother told me many stories about her life. I say stories not
because it is not true. It is so much in the past that those real events take
on the garb of stories. She has passed on. And so many of her generation
too ! I am also getting old and I want to keep my legacy alive. Now I tell
those stories to my children who hopefully will pass it on to their children.
And then.. ! May be an epic will be born. Yes, children! These are stories
of your grand mother and her five husbands. You raise your eyebrows
when I say five ? Look, those were different times. May be I will start with
a fun story.
See it was like this. Your grandmother and her five ( no more
raising eyebrows!) husbands were exiled to the forest. Their crime ? Well,
not crime really. The problem was that your grandfather did not know how
to roll his dice properly. He was playing dice with his cousins ( Did I hear
evil ? So one of you knows something about it? Yes, they were evil ! Now
you are asking me what is good . Well, good is the opposite of evil. Not
happy ? OK, we will have to take it up some other time) and he lost the
game. They had a bet . Not just simple money or horses. Your
grandfathers lost their kingdom . They were told that it will be returned to
them after they spend 13 years outside with 12 years in the forest. Yes,
children, that is the way 13 became an unlucky number . So your
grandfathers and grandmother went away to live in the forest.
Was it difficult for them ? Yes, my child, you bet ( sorry kids,
betting is in my genes, I think ) it was . Especially for your grandmother !
After all she was born a princess and well looked after from her cradle
days. Later she became the queen for five illustrious princes. She probably
had never entered the kitchen before she went to the forest. It is kind of
strange because she was very good with imagining new dishes. Actually
before your grandmother entered their lives, your grandfathers were eating
soulless food ( Sorry, great grandma ! I am not putting you down. After all
you had to raise five children. You must not have had much time to think
about what to feed them )
.
After they got married to your grandmother , they were surprised
to see strange dishes every day. My mother told me that she was a
dreaming creature. Yes, that means she was into dreams. Her early
morning dreams were invariably about food, and in particular about new
dishes. This awesome lady would dream a new recipe every morning.
After waking up, she would summon the chief cook and convey the recipe.
That is the way many new dishes were born. The royal kitchen of your
grandparents in Indraprastha was a Food Lover’s paradise. One of your
grandfathers was also a very good cook. The best was when these two
came together and planned the day’s meal
Well, your grandma started learning to cook after entering the
forest with her husbands. Your grandfather , the one who was huge, taught
her to cook. I have told you already that he was a very good cook. Your
grandmother who had furnished variety of recipes to the royal kitchen
earlier had to learn to turn her ideas into reality. A great dish is actually
twice born - once when it is conceived and the other when ti is prepared.
Initially she had a hard time and she began with very well known dishes.
Slowly she became an expert and even your huge grandfather had to admit
that she was better than him.
Your grandparents spent an idyllic life in the forest. There are
some notes left by some of them about their life and adventures at that
time which you can pursue later. The night meal consisted mostly of fruits
and raw vegetables and thus there was nothing to cook. Therefore your
grandmother cooked only one meal , the afternoon meal. Their routine was
well set.
The men would go out and bring wood and food. And the
lady of the house would cook. They would all eat around mid day and by
afternoon the kitchen would be clean.
It was one of those afternoons when the family had eaten well
and the dishes cleaned ( almost !). They were all taking a well earned nap.
Did my mother dream of new recipes? No kids. Those days were over.
Actually once she started cooking, she had stopped having dreams of new
recipes. Now her dreams were of wars and battles.
The thunderbolt struck in the midst of their nap. No kids, it was not
about rain. I am sorry I went into allegorical mode here. I meant to say that
a catastrophe was going to happen. Your grandmother was the lightest
sleeper of them all. And she heard this loud guttural voice WAKE UP AND
GIVE US FOOD . It was a commanding voice . It was a bullying voice. She
woke up after making sure that it was not a part of her dream. There was
the same guttural voice again but louder now. GIVE US FOOD. Who were
these unwanted guests at this time ? She woke up the menfolk and the
scene which greeted them when they went to open the door was
frightening.
There was this fierce looking Rishi who looked at them with anger.
Behind him there were many more Rishis . How many Rishis? I remember
mother’s words . A band of thirty forty Rishis descended on us . Anyway,
the exact number is not important. What mattered was that the leader
said that they were hungry and they had to be fed soon. He went on to add
that they should be happy to have such illustrious guests. After uttering
these few words, the leader took his band of Rishis to bathe. We will be
back here after our bath ! We will be very hungry by then !
Your grandparents did not know what to do. They had all finished
lunch and the dishes washed too. It seems the leader of those Rishis, the
fierce looking one, was indeed a big Rishi. More importantly he was well
known for his anger. Curse was his second name. My eldest father started
telling others of various incidents in which this Rishi was involved. It
seems our family, the Lunar Dynasty, had also felt his ire in the past. Our
great great great grand mother suffered a lot because of him. I will tell you
just the gist of the story. She was living in a hermitage when our ancestor
king visited the place. They liked each other which led to their marriage.
The king went back to his capital assuring the lady that he would send for
her soon. On one afternoon when this lady was sitting thinking of her
beloved, this Rishi visited the hermitage. It seems he called several times
but nobody came to welcome him. He got very angry and cursed the lady
that her husband will forget her. She suffered a lot before she could get
back with her husband. Her name was Lady Shakuntala. Yes, I will tell you
the story some other time.
Therefore it is understandable that your grandparents were very
worried. Even as such they were facing many problems. Many thoughts
bothered them every day. When will these twelve years come to an end ?
How will we spend the 1th year ? Will we get back our kingdoem ? Will we
have to fight for it ? Amidst all this, there was this problem - the
possibility of being cursed by an angry sage. Who knows what he will
curse ? It seems that one of your grandfathers joked that it cannot be
worse than what they already have. They all laughed but they knew
something had to be done .
It was during such times that they invariably thought of one
man who could save them. Did I say man ? Actually many people thought
and felt that he was actually God in human form . Yes, he is supposed to
have had that kind of power. He used to play with us kids . He was uncle
for us and he was great fun. That would make him Grand Uncle for you
kids !
Well, these people thought of him and there he was. Difficult for
you to believe ? Yes, for me also . When I heard it first, I told mother that I
don’t believe her. She replied that it happened, that is all. It seems he asked
mother to bring her cooking vessel and found a grain of rice sticking at the
bottom. He took it in this finger and ate it. And said that their problems are
over and they don’t have to any anymore. He wished them all the best and
disappeared !
The hungry Rishis ? It seems they were not hungry anymore.
Just after your grand uncle ate that grain of rice, those sages, yes, all the
40 of them, started belching. The belches were so loud that your
grandparents could hear them all the way from their hermitage. The loudest
belcher was probably the leader. Do you understand what happened ?
When your granduncle ate that grain, in some sense, he ate for
the whole world . That is the reason the sages were no more hungry. How
nice ! Correct, kids, a good way to satisfy poor and hungry people! But
who will do it ? People like your grand uncle are no more in this world.
Your eldest grandfather was very unhappy that the sages did not
come back. The others felt that the sages were sent to the hermitage by
their evil cousins in Hastinapur. They did not feel sorry for the Rishis. He
said it was a possibility but reminded the others that they were born
because the sage had blessed their mother. And he was actually like an
ancestor ! (Yes, kids, some other time for that story too.) He just went on
waiting for the Rishi Durvasa ( yes, that was the leader'sname) to return.
He went without food for the next few days but the Rishi did not return.
Yes, kids this is the way some unwanted guests came to
trouble your grandparents during their stay in the forest. I guess I have
been too harsh on those Rishis . Kids, we have to be kind to our guests
though they may not be kind to us!
(This is by Panchali's fictitious daughter)
© palahali.


THE FAB FIVE +1 in the forest
Dec 21 2009 | Views 203 | by Arjuna

 
Our stay in the forest is coming to an end. Some of those twelve years
were harsh, but some of them were nice too. It was the first time that the
six of us were together for a long time. We lived like a simple family. Our
queen cooked and fed us like any other housewife. Our eldest brother,
Brother Dharma, would give company to her. He would also act as the
guard. At times we were worried since he was not exactly the best to
defend if our evil cousins or robbers troubled our queen. Luckily nothing
bad happened. You know there is always the mistaken notion that royalty
should know how to fight. May be it is important but what is more
important is that the king should also know how to govern and take care of
his people. Yes, Brother Dharma would make the perfect king. He knows
the rights and wrongs, probably better than even our illustrious
grandfather.
(Thanks to the internet - this is supposed to be frm a teleserial)
Many things happened and I will tell them my own way. All the six of
us have kept our own diaries (the last two are so together that between the
two of them there is just one diary) . The queen has her own tale to tell too.
But this is the way I look at it. Three of us met our ancestors: the eldest and
I met our celestial fathers and the middle one had an interesting meeting
with his celestial brother. It was a real great experience for us.
My visit to heavens to meet my celestial father (God Indra) has already
been told by the celestial nymph who was spurned by me (For her version
please see THE NYMPH’S CURSE -
as you all know, I am not the type to spurn a lovelorn woman’s advances
but this lady was like my great grand mother – not to look at but in relation.
Ask our queen. She will tell you what a philanderer I am ! She says that the
archer (that is what they all call me ) thinks he is god’s gift to women ! ( Of
course, I am !) . I also acquired many wives in due time. As you know, royal
marriages are necessary to keep kingdoms together. Nobody else in the
family was keen on such ties and I just had to marry here and there. But
then what ? There will be sons who will plot to remove you from the throne.
Well, let me not digress
We kept on moving from one place to another. At one time we ran out
of water. So we sent the youngest I who always complains that he has to
do the gofer’s job – go for this, go for that. He did not return even after an
hour and we were worried since the lake was really not all that far. We sent
the next youngest. He is the handsomest of us all (Mother used to tell that
our step mother Queen Madri was a real beauty. It is natural that the
youngest two are very handsome. It seems our father , the great king
Pandu, loved her very much and it led to his death). It was one more hour
and no trace of this fellow also ! Then they sent me. I went to the lake and
saw my two brothers lying dead on the shores. I got very angry and
shouted ‘ Who killed my brothers ? ‘ . A voice from the far end of the lake
answered ‘ They died because they did not obey me. I am the YAKSHA who
owns this lake. They came to drink the water. I asked them to answer my
question. They did not care. They took a sip and that was the end” . I got
angry and replied “ Look ! all water belongs to Lord Varuna and that is it “.
Then I dipped my palms into the water and took a sip. That is all I
remember.
Brother Dharma told the whole story later. Seeing that I did not
return, he sent Brother Bheema who also did not return. Finally he himself
went. He was very sorry to se us all lying there but he decided to answer
the questions put by the Yaksha. It seems there were many and they were
all answered correctly (Part of the problem is that the Yakha might not have
let us drink the water even if we had decided to answer
his questions. When asked what is the most important thing in the universe
Brother Dharma answered ‘ TRUTH “. The Yaksha was satisfied, but I would
have answered LOVE ! Would he have liked this naser ? Then there was
the last question: What is the strangest thing in this world? It seems
Brother Dharma said that the fact that people fight, they kill, they make love
etc even though they know that there is death lurking around the corner is
what is surprising . The Yaksha was satisfied ( I don’t think it is strange at
all. Why do we have to stop living just because there is death ? We learn to
have a purpose in life and death just hones it. Anyway..) . It turned out that
Yaksha was none other than Lord YamaDharma, the celestial father of
Brother Dharma. It seems he revealed himself to our eldest in all his glory .
It was at that time that our youngest wanted to know whether, the buffalo,
the Lord’s slow (Yes, the right vehicle for the Lord of Death . Who wants
death to come to us fast ?) vehicle, was also there . We all laughed, even
the eldest who is always serious. I should also tell you one more thing
about this episode to show the even handed nature of Brother Dharma.
When the Yaksha said that he can bring back only one of us to life, Brother
Dhrma chose Nakula. You know, the handsome one. When the Yaksha
asked him why he did not choose Bheema or me, he said that our mother
had taken extra care of these two kids and it is only correct that both the
queens of King Pandu should have progenies. Well, that is the way he is.
Good and correct to the core !
(Thanks to the internet - YamaDhama
(our mythmakers found the right vehicle for the Lord of Death !)
Brother Dharma keeps thinking about so many aspects of life. I guess it
has rubbed on me also. At times I ask myself what is the big deal about all
these kingdoms and our rights. It is true that we have all learn to fight and
yes, I m the best archer in the whole universe. I would like to take part in
all the competitions and get the first prize. Why, you may ask. To me it is
like knowledge. I want to get to the top of the mountain. But to use my bow
and arrows to fight for a kingdom ! Is it correct ? Our cousin from
Dwaraka , the blue bodied one, was here the other day. He was joking with
the eldest that the archer (that is me) is becoming a philosopher. Me?
Philosopher? No, I just like to think. Yes, I have learnt it from the eldest.
Again I digress.
Then there was the meeting of our middle brother, Brother Bheema,
with his celestial brother. I should not steal his thunder and I will ask him to
narrate it in his own words one of these days. Then there was the incident
of an angry Rishi and his band visiting us and demanding food from our
queen. We will ask her to narrate it in her own words.
As for now, one year of living incognito is what is bothering us all.
How will we do it ?
© palahali., all rights r





 THE MONKEY'S TAIL Jan 25 2010
 ( You may have heard of some of our adventures in the forest. The
archer has already written about how we all met our celestial
ancestors. Here is how I met my celestial brother..)
The queen and I were sitting by the stream when some beautiful
yellow flowers floated down. Very strong smell also floated down along
with the flowers. I sneezed twice but the queen was ecstatic- when ecstasy
becomes static ,it stays too long on the face –and started cajoling me OH
SON OF YOUR NOBLE FATHER, PLEASE GET ME THOSE BEAUTIFUL
FLOWERS . IF YOU DO SO I WILL BE YOURS FOREVER. She often says
things like that but I know I have to share her with those 4 other guys. She
gives me a kiss and assures me that tonight is my night though
sequentially it is not my turn. But we all know that she does not go strictly
by numbers. It all depends on what mood she is in ! Ond day it could be
brother No 4 and the next day it could be No 1. She has also invented a
new number. She calls it Zero. This is when she does not want to be with
anybody for the night.
I set off thinking of the night to be and enjoying the cool breeze. I
walk by the side of the stream . It is not a simple walk. I keep climbing
because it is a steep stream. Anybody else would have gotten tired but you
know me, THE STRONG MAN ! I have strength and stamina – what I call
STRAMINA ! AS I walk up I keep thinking of the indignities heaped on us by
our cousins. Bastards ! No, I should not use that word. As they say people
living in glass houses should not throw stones at other glass houses.
Incidentally who stays in glass houses ? Wax houses, I can understand !
Yes, we stayed in one of them. Actually we were made to stay there by our
evil cousins . It was long time ago but I remember as though it was just
yesterday . They were always sending us on various pilgrimages . Why
should young kids go on such boring journeys ? But we did go. Mother
would always make us go since the order would come form our blind
uncle. It is not that we would listen to any uncle. This was different since
this was a king. Actually he was (and he still is ) our king also. And we
were like poor relations. We had to do what they told us to do. We were told
to go on a pilgrimage to Varanasi. And go we did ! They specified the route
also. We were told that a new nice palace is reserved for our stay near
Varanasi . We were happy but suspicious too. Our cousins gave us nothing
nice in their whole lives. Why is this generosity now ? We knew that there
was something wrong. We knew that some disaster iwaswaiting for us.
We found out that the place was built out of wax! Wax ? Yes, the same
wax which catches fire instantaneously . The evil Kuru prince wanted to
burn down the palace along with us. We knew it would happen and I had
already dug a tunnel which would take us outside. And when they set fire I
took our mother and brothers out through the tunnel. The wise say that
one cannot choose one’s relatives. We are straddled with the worst bunch
one can think of. They are devious and evil personified. They don’t want to
give us our right share. They have told us to stay in the forest for 12 years
and then come back. Do you think they will stick to their words ? I doubt it
very much . It is certainly bad for us but they are being bad role models for
the future by not sticking to promises. Promises ? Yes, I have to keep
several of them . I have promised our queen that I will smash the thighs of
our evil cousin. Actually I have to dispatch all the hundred brothers to the
abode of death. I think our aunt did a very big mistake by tying a cloth
around her eyes. She did it to be like her blind husband. If she had not
done it she would have seen with her own eyes how evil her children are.
May be she would have corrected them !
As I keep going up the narrow path, I see ahead that there is a snake
in my path. I decide to be cautious. I don’t want to do it any harm. I just
want to side step it. But as I go near, I see it is not a snake. May be it is a
rope. It reminds me of the philosophical discussions my brother has at
times. Whenever learned people ( and there are many in these forests-
actually they should be in cities telling people how to lead proper lives )
passed by near our abode in the forest, our big brother would catch them
and indulge in philosophical debates with them. Several times the
discussion would be on how one sees a simple rope but illusion makes us
feel that it is a serpent. I don’t understand these philosophical subtleties.
For me rope is a rope and a serpent is a serpent.
Well , this is neither a serpent nor a rope. It is something hairy. It is
in fact a tail, a thick tail. And the tail was not by itself. It had somebody
attached to it. I thought that may be a poor animal has been struck down.
But as I go nearer I see that actually a monkey is attached to the tail. I can
see that it is really an old monkey I could have easily jumped over the tail
but it is not a nice thing to do. I look again at the monkey. It is certainly
old. It’s face is not unlike that of our dear grandfather. The monkey had a
beard just like the one grandfather had . Very similar! It started me
wondering whether men and monkeys were related. I did not want to get
lost in that train of thought. I probably had a long way to go . I had to
wake up the monkey. I made lot of noise and the monkey had no option
except to wake up. I requested the monkey to take its tail aside so that I can
pass . The monkey demurred and yawned. I made my request again to
which the animal said that it is old and tired and sleepy and cant I just lift
the tail and keep it aside by myself. I just muttered to myself that the old
monkey is rather lazy. May be the monkey heard me since I saw a smile in
that old face. Strange, it had all its teeth intact. These animals have strange
ways to keep themselves fit. I set my mace aside and tried to lift the tail off
my path. Oh God ! I cannot move it at all. Let me put more into it and try
again. No , it just does not move. I looked at the old monkey. It is givng out
a toothy smile. I decided to use my mace and move it. The tip of my mace
got blunt as though it has encountered a heavier metal. I realized that I
have been too arrogant and there is something more to this monkey. Could
it be really some celestial being disguised as a monkey ?
“Sir Monkey ! What magic is this ? You must be one of those
celestial beings – a yaksha or a gandharva ?”
“ No young man.! I am just an ordinary monkey. I am no celestial
being. I was born on this earth just like you. “
“ Sir Monkey ! Your tail is very heavy. I am not able to life it”
“ Young man, You look strong. May be you are not all that strong..”
I got angry.. .
“ Look Monkey... Sir Monkey , I am known to be the strongest person in
this universe. “
“ And you say you cannot lift an old monkey’s tail ! Who are you..”
“ Sir Monkey ! Have you heard of the great Pandavas?”
“ Yes, young man ! I do ! There is this Yudhishtir, then there is Partha and
there are the twins Nakula and Sahadeva. There is actually another
brother . I am not getting his name .. Let me try.. No, I don’t remember his
name at all ! “
I got very angry. This monkey seems to remember the others but not
me. Even the twins but not me ! I hit the earth with my mace. There is lot of
dust.
“Young man ! Why are you angry ? Why are you dirtying this place..?”
I control my anger and reply
“ Sir Monkey, the name you want is Bheema. :
“ Yes, I keep forgetting. Please excuse me. I am getting old, you know.
Cannot remember small small things”

Sir Monkey, I am that Bheema.. Tell me who you are . You are not
revealing your identity. “

Young Man , close your eyes and concentrate. Yes, what do you see ? “
“...A battle with monkeys on one side and demons on the other side. A
fair man, probably a prince, is raining arrows on a ten headed demon. By
the side of the prince there is huge monkey with a mace... The ten headed
demon is killed . I see the huge monkey bow down to the fair prince...
Sir Monkey ... God ! Are you....?”
“ Yes ! I am your celestial brother Hanuman.. keep your eyes
closed...Come near me and give me a hug “
When the monkey enveloped me its arms, I felt a huge surge of
energy come into me
“Big brother ! Please excuse me. I did not realize that I was encountering
the Great son of Lord of Wind.. Shall I open my eyes ?. “
“ No, keep it closed. You can see me better that way. . You are my younger
brother. And you are allowed to be little naughty. “
“ Sir Brother ! I am sure you know all our problems”
“ Kid, Do not worry ! you will win ! I will leave you now. Yes, I will leave my
old mace with you. It has killed many of Ravana’s soldiers. It will be of
great use to you”
“ Sir Brother, Thank you very much... Brother..”
I opened my eyes . The Monkey Lord had departed. And as he
promised, there was his mace. I threw my old mace and picked it up. It was
very heavy. But I will get used to it. This will be of great use againt the eveil
prince. The rest of the journey was not eventful. I picked up the flowers
and came back to our abode in the forest. The queen was mighty pleased...
I wake up late. The sun is already up and it is more like the
beginning of the afternoon. The queen is still asleep. It looks like I have to
cook for everybody today . Anyway she has always said that I cook better
than her !
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

FAB FIVE PLUS ONE(I) - adi parva PALAHALLI VISHWANATH

FAB FIVE PLUS ONE STORIES -
MAHABHARATA STORIES

Adi parva

1) The epic begins - Ganesha
1A FATHERS AND soNS - gANESHA
2) THE EMPEROR'S LUST - BY SHANTANU
3) THE SCENT OF A WOMAN - SATYAVATI
4 ) AMBA, THE BOLD PRINCESS - BY AMBA
5) THE TIMID PRINCESSES – VIDURA’S MOTHER
6) MADRI - BY MADRI

Adi+Sabha Parva

7) Thubs Down - Ekalavya
8) WAX PALACE - BY KUNTI
9) FALL IN THE hALL - duRYODHANA

Aranya Parva

10) THE NYMPH'S CURSE - BY URVASHII
11PANDAVAS IN THE FOREST - BY ARJUN
12)The monkey's tail - BY BHEEMA
13 ) MY MOTHER’S GUESTS – DRAUPADI’S DAUGHTER

virata Parva

14 ) I CAN KILL IF NEED BE – Bheema
15 ) FIND US IF YOU CAN- Uttara

Udyoga Parva

16 APPOINTMENT WITH A MOTHER - BY KARNA

Yuddha parvas 

17 AN ELEPHANTINE LIE - BY YUDHISHTIR
18 THE LISTENER IN THE WOMB - Abhimanyu
19) THE 18TH DAY- by Sanjaya
20) THE GRAND OLD MAN DIES - BY BHEESHMA

Th Later Parvas

21) THE REVENGE OF THE SERPENT KING - BY TAKSHAKA
22 ) ) The Race Struggle - Astika
23) THE LAST HOURS OF KRISHNA - BY KRISHNA
24 )Sahadeva speaks - by Sahadeva
25) i call him but he does not come - kunti
26) The Prince of Gemtown - Babruvahana

AUXILIARY STORIES:

27 ) THE SPIRIT OF A WOMAN - SHAKUNTALA
28 ) MY SON IS SIMPLY THE BEST - YAYATI
29 ) DISPOSESSED DEMONS - Prahlada
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1) The epic begins - Ganesha
1A FATHERS AND SONS  - gANESHA
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(The first two stories are by Ganesha )
1) It is ' EPIC ' time on the mountain May 22 2007
There is this famous sage. Apart from being very holy, he is also a
bard. It seems he has a long story in his mind. He calls the story an epic.
Actually he calls it The Epic. He is looking for somebody to write it. He will
dictate the story and somebody has to write it down. So he came to father
to get his permission. Father asked me whether I can do it
I told the bard that there seems to be a mistake. I am a writer, yes,
but not that kind of a writer, He said that my handwriting is good. May be .
But I have my own stories to tell ! It is going to be totally boring to listen to
an old man and write whatever he says. I whispered in my father’s ear that I
cannot do it. But my father told me that it will be good for me to listen to
others. He said I can improve my style. He said that my vocabulary will also
grow. I think I do not want to adopt that old man’s style. It will cramp me.
But my father insisted and so did the sage. I said OK but I will do it under
one condition. The bard has to keep on dictating so that I keep on writing. If
he pauses I will stop this whole thing. After all, how long can this old man
keep talking? I wanted this to end fast. The sage agreed but put his own
condition. He said that I have to understand all that he says and only then
put it to writing. Big Deal ! I agreed. And I have started writing somebody
else’s book .
I told the sage that I will write only in the day time. The sage also
wanted a respite and has agreed. We have given him a hut at the base of
the mountain. He comes up In the morning and goes back in the evening. I
offered to go down everyday, but he says he wants to come up and see my
parents everyday.
My brother the Peacockrider wants to know what the major
characters in the story are doing . At the beginning it was only he that was
interested in knowing what was happening. Slowly the animals also
became curious . Soon mother was also asking about it. Even my father is
getting interested in knowing what is happening. Mother tells me that my
father is staying home in the evening just to listen to my story ( She says
that because of this there is less ash in the house now) . So, the whole
Snow mountain is looking forward to this story.
Everybody sits
around me in the night after dinner and I tell the story of the day.
I do not know whether I, a young boy, should be writing this book .
There is too much of man-woman stuff. I told my parents about it. They say
that it does not hurt to know things. And I can sense that there will be
too many wars and battles. Not really the stuff which young minds should
be poisoned with ! But my brother says that this is the fun stuff ! Anyway
the story seems to interest everybody here. So be it !
I like the name of the city in which the whole action takes place. The
elephant in me takes pride that the city is named after it ! The story starts
like many other stories: Once there was a king .......
(1a)Epic starts – Fathers and Sons Jun 12 2007
(As we wrote earlier, the Son from the Snow Mountain family has
taken upon the onerous task of listening to the Bard and writing it out. He,
however, has also his own audience on the Snow Mountain to whom he
talks about the epic once a week. We should note here that the Teller of the
epic may want to stress different aspects of the story to his home audience .
He may be brief at times. He may also just ramble! )
Most kings are not paragons of virtue. But they rule and everything
they do gets attention. The epic begins with such a king. The king of the
Elephant Country . He was a handsome man. His main interest in life
seemed to be women . He had two wives. . And he did not choose his
women wisely.
The first one put conditions for the marriage. You should not enquire
about my past. You should not object to what I do. Otherwise I will leave .
These are tough conditions when you live with somebody. But the king
agrees. He is so smitten by her that he will do anything for her. He will open
his mouth only to utter sweet nothings. What else can he do ? The lady
gets pregnant. The king looks forward to a possible heir for the kingdom.
The baby is born . It is a son. The king is jubilant. But his joy does not last
for a long time. Barely for hours . The queen picks up the baby she has
given birth to and walks up to the river. And keeps the infant on the flowing
river. And she lets it go . The king who is running behind herlooks at the
infant slowly sinking into the running waters. The king looks into his
wife’s face. The face is calm. There is no sadness. No remorse. And she
walks back. The king wants to ask her about her act. He wants to scream.
He wants to shout at her. But he looks at her . She is so beautiful. He is
reminded of the promises he made to her. And remains silent ! He wonders
how she can be so ruthless .
One does not know how the royal couple spent the next few days.
Even in the earlier days there was not much to talk between them except
for sweet nothings. But how can the king say now I love you or whatever
he was saying to this cruel lady. As we all know time heals all wounds. The
lady again got pregnant. She gave birth to a baby boy. The scene of one
year ago repeated. And repeated 7 times. The king finally had had enough.
When she was about to take the Eighth child also to the waters of the river,
the king stopped her. And asked several questions which were on his mind
all these years. And she came out with a long story.
It seems she is actually a river goddess (When I said this my
mother made a sound which could only be called a snort. I looked at ny
father and he averted my gaze. I looked at the Old Bull and he was smiling.
I learnt later that this river goddess and my father knew each other well in
the past. May be a story which I should tell some other time !) For some
reason, a group of eight minor gods were cursed to be born as human
beings. These minor gods were convinced that their lives would be
wretched ! And they made a pact with this river goddess: We will be born
in your womb but please see that our human life is brief . Very brief. One
does not know what she owed them but she did agree. The first seven had
brief lives. But now the Eighth minor god had to live on this earth as a
human being.
The beauty of the epics is that it does not revolve around just one
person. There are hoards of interesting people. This baby will play a major
role in the story( Another baby, also eighth in the family, will also control
the flow of events in the story). He grows up to be a young man full of
valour. Brave and courageous. All the qualities you would like in a king !
The king is still around. He has made this eighth son as the prince of the
state.
The king is actually getting old. He should anoint his son as the king.
But the king has a knack for getting into relationships with difficult
females. He goes on his usual hunt and sees a beautiful fisherwoman . The
sucker he is he falls for her. Wants to marry her. He does not even want to
ask his subjects or his son. He asks the damsel who does not mind but asks
him to talk to the father. Who wants a bright future for his daughter and
the children of the union. He said that they should inherit the kingdom.
How is it possible when there is already a prince? The king returns home.
And sulks.
The prince finds out the root of the problem. Goes to the fisherman
father . Tells him that he will not aspire for the throne. The fisherman is not
convinced. He asks the prince to take a vow that he will never aspire for the
kingdom. The prince takes that vow. But the father is still not willing to
hand over the daughter. He makes the prince also swear that he will never
marry . He will be celibate all his life. The fisherman is happy. When the
king comes to know about it he feels sorry. But does not fail to marry the
lady and beget children. And the epic is the story of those children. And
the children of that children.
It is strange what makes sons do all this for their fathers . There are
several stories where Fathers ask all types of sacrifices from their sons
.There was another king who was again involved with two women. He did
something wrong and this enraged one of his wives and most importantly
the father of the wife. The result is that the king was cursed to get old. The
shameless king goes to his children asking that one of them exchange
their youth for his old age. And the wonder of wonders is that the last son
does agree to exchange his dark mane for the silver hair of the old father .
Then there is another prince who is sent on a 14 years exile in the forest
by his father who had to bow to the demands of one of his three wives !
Glory l to these great sons ! !
The start of the epic has already showcased several characteristics
of human beings . There is love. Actually in excess . And yes there is lust.
There is cruelty. And cunning. All this would happen in any family . But
the great sacrifice of the prince makes the story different. It is he who
transforms an ordinary story into an epic !
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(2) Emperor’s Lust by Shantanu

I met her first when I went to the banks of the river . There she was, a
beautiful maiden with a long oar in her hand. And her body exuded a sweet
smell . I am sure I had seen more beautiful women. But here was a mixture
of sight and smell. I was so smitten by her that I did not even know when
she stopped rowing. I just went on looking at her. I found out that she was
the daughter of the chief of the fisherfolk.
When I went back to the palace, I thought I would be able to forget
the fisher girl. Her name : Satyavatii, the truthful lady ! Rather a stern name
for a young beautiful girl ! At the same time, one can see the connection if
one goes back to the scriptures. Another name for truth is beauty !
Satyam Sundaram . Yes, she was beauty personified ! And that divine smell
!
I could not forget the girl and went back to see her several times.
My attention for her did not go unnoticed. The fisherfolk were very curious
as to what I wanted. Finally I told the maiden that I wanted to marry her.
She indicated that she also likes me but the permission has to come from
her father. When I met her father , he turned out to be a crafty old man.
And he laid conditions for the marriage. He stipulated that the children of
the union have to rule the kingdom. And I said NO !
It is true that like all fathers he wanted the best for his daughter. His
logic was simple. If she has to marry a king, her children should get the
throne. There was nothing wrong with it except that here was Devavrata,
my first born, who was already anointed as the future king . How could I
agree to the fisherman’s demands ? I returned to the palace crestfallen. I
was not used to people saying NO to my wishes and wants.
I tried hard to forget her but it was not to be. I made love to the
court dancer, a beautiful girl of eighteen. It did not help. Then I tried her
mother who was also the court dancer but in earlier times. In fact it was
this lady who had initiated me into mysteries of women. Yes, it was she
who had perfected the lover in me. This did not help me either. The
fisherwoman’s face and limbs haunted me even when I was in the hands
of these talented women of the court. The elder lady gave me a piece of
advice : Bump the father off and marry the girl ! No way ! Or should I ? But
what if the demands are really by the girl and not her father ?
I guess it started affecting my work. I must have taken some
bizarre decisions since I overheard my son Deva asking my Vaidya about
my health. It seems the cooks told him that I was not eating properly. He
really started worrying when they further told him that I had given up fish .
This really surprised Deva since my fondness for fish was known
throughout the kingdom. Yes, I had stopped eating fish after that young
fisher girl started coming in my dreams in the form of a mermaid !
This must be the time when Deva became very concerned about
me. He and I were very close regarding many things in life. We discussed
archery and we discussed the scriptures. We had gone to wars together.
But one of the very few subjects we had not ventured into was about
women. This was because women do not interest Deva. He is very virtuous.
He is already twenty one but he is still celibate. He does not even flirt with
the other sex. Many ladies of the court have tried to break into his personal
armory but have returned defeated ! He has no lust for women and it
worries me. Oh Ganga ! What is wrong with our son ? Does’nt the mother
in you want beautiful girls for your son ? Don’t you want him to taste the
pleasures of life ?
It is during these times that my mind goes back to my childhood.
That is when I started getting attracted to the river. I went every morning
and every evening to gaze at the fast flowing river. The sight of those swift
waters entranced me. As I grew up the river became more and more an
obsession. It was on one such evening a beautiful damsel appeared from
nowhere and introduced herself as the river goddess. She further told me
that she has marveled for years at my fascination for the river. Prince ! I
have been waiting for you to grow up. Tell me what you want from me . I
don’t know where I found the answer to her question but there it was ; a
simple statement of love and passion . I love you and want you as my wife.
She agreed but put some conditions . I should be free to do whatever I
want and I will go away if you ask me to stop . I did not waste much time
thinking about it and we were married.
It was all pleasure and pleasure till our first baby was born. I go to
the labour room to see the baby. But I find neither the baby nor the mother.
Where are they ? The maids tell me that the queen went towards the river. I
run to the river just in time to see my wife drowning the baby in the flowing
waters ! I was surprised and angry. And yes, I was sad. As I go near the
queen, she comes up from the river and gives me a smie. I want to ask her
the meaning of all this but I stop when I look at the smile. It was all
forgotten in our connubial bliss till she delivered another baby. I was faster
this time and did have a look at the baby. But the scene of a year earlier got
repeated. And I was numb with sorrow and my own helplessness. But it
did not stop me from enjoying her and begetting children. She did not stop
drowning the newborn babies either. When she became pregnant for the
eighth time , I decided that I better do something and stop this infanticide.
As soon as the baby was born, my wife took the baby and started walking
towards the river. This is when I said enough is enough. I asked her not to
drown the baby. She agreed but shed tears indicating that this was the end
of our marriage. She also told me that the children that she drowned were
actually heavenly beings who provoked some sages and thus were cursed
to lead lives on earth. They had requested her to make their lives very brief
and she just did what they asked As for the eighth , she said he was the
worst culprit and he had to live a full life. That is prince Devavarata ! Just to
imagine he was naughty in his previous life !
My mind was all taken up by the fisher girl when I realized that
Deva was absent from the court for almost a week. May be he is finally after
a woman ! When I ask my ministers I am told that he left for the forest few
days ago. Has he gone for hunt ? I should have known better than asking
tht question. Deva does not hunt . Yes, he does not do anything royal. No
hunts and no women. Coming to think of it, I don’t think he relishes the
role of a prince too. Once he told me that he does not think he is an astute
person and thus he would not make a good king. I got angry with him but
he makes such statements once in a while. I don’t think I have the proper
mental frame work to rule . Utter nonsense. On another occasion he blurted
out that he is born to take orders and not to give them . Oh Ganga ! Are you
not worried by your son ? Don’t you want him to rule ?
The guards announce that the prince has returned. I hug him
when he comes towards the throne. He always tries to bow down but I
prefer to hug him. He has grown so big . Oh Ganga ! Our son is so big and
handsome. And Valiant. But he does not smile often. Oh Deva’s mother !
Tell him to smile and laugh . And tell him about women.
Deva, Where were you ? We were all worried about you . Your
mother left you when you were an infant and I looked after you every single
day. It was I who fed you milk every morning. I learnt lullabies so that I
could put you to sleep. Even with my gruff voice, it must not have been
bad. Son, where were you last few days ?
Father Sir ! I have bought you a wife ! What is it that Deva is
saying ? He bought me a wife ? He keeps talking.. I realize what he has
done. He has gone to that greedy fisherman . And he has given away his
right to the throne. Yes, I promised the fisherman that I will not seek the
throne.
Oh God ! Deva ! Why ? Why ? You are saying that it is to
make me happy . Son ! how can I be happy to see you relinquish the
throne. Please don’t talk about the duties of sons . Don’t tell me about that
prince who went away to a forest for fourteen years just because his father
asked him. Deva, it is foolish of you. I did want that girl but not under these
terms. My feelings for that girl would have subsided with time. Your
problem is that you know nothing about women ! You denied yourself a
whole empire just to satisfy an old man’s lust ! Deva, don’t quote me
scriptures ! You should not have done it.
Deva, are you trying to tell me something more ? What ? NO ! You
promised you will be celibate and wont marry ! Why ? That fisherman felt
that your children and her grandchildren will fight for the throne . What
imagination ! Cousins fighting for the throne .So that greedy and smelly old
man wanted his dynasty to continue for ever and asked you not to marry !
And you promised him !
Oh Ganga ! Please do not blame me This is not what I wanted for
him. Dharma has its contexts. But our son goes by the letter of the
scriptures !He will have nothing pleasant in his life. He will always be
bound by duty . And he will perish by it. Yes, Ganga ! That is our legacy ! A
valiant prince who does not want to rule ! A handsome man that does not
want to procreate. An ascetic statesman he will be ! Never on the throne,
but on a lower seat nearby.

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-) 3. THE SCENT OF A WOMAN - By Satyavati May 8 2011

We were told that the king would be arriving here soon. Father was
glad that we were asked to ferry the royalty. He said that I should
personally take care of the king. We live in the forest and do not know
much of what happens in the city. Still it was well known that King
Shantanu had the River Goddess Ganga as his wife. They lived together for
a decade. Eight children were born to them but only one survived. It all
happened about twenty years earlier. Today the child which survived has
become the prince of Kuru kingdom. People say that he , prince Devavrata,
has already become a model administrator.
The king arrives and father leads him to the boat. I bow down to him
and ask him to step into the boat. He looks at me and smiles. His
bodyguards want to come in too. He asks them to come later. Don’t worry, I
am safe with this beautiful girl.
The king cannot take his eyes off me. And
he keeps breathing fast. I want to take this sweet smell in as much as
possible. How do you manage to exude such sweet smell ? The scent of
flowers pale beside your fragrance!
I smile again and point heavenwards.
And he utters that it is true and only God can create such sweet scents !
When he asks me my name, I tell him that I am called Yojanagandhi – the
one whose fragrance reaches far - even beyond distances of yojanas ! He
smiles and says that it is an apt name and he did get the whiff of this
fragrance even before he came anywhere near the waters .

As such the river is wide and the rains have made it wider. As I ferry
him across the wide waters I tremble a little. How do I tell this great king
that it was not God who gave me such fragrant skin ? Dare I utter these
words : No, King ! Just a few years ago I was called Matsyagandhi – the
one who smells of fish. After all what else would a fisherwoman smell of ?
If you had come then, you would not even have stepped into this boat. And
then a sage came here and it all changed . He wanted me so much that he
did a miracle and the odor of fish went away. A sweet fragrance enveloped
me never to leave. The result of it was a male child whom the sage took
away to his place. My son Krishna Dwaipayana is growing up in the sage’s
hermitage. I am told he is already a fountain of wisdom.

As I was having these thoughts , I see that the king has not taken his
eyes off me. He is infatuated with me ! I blush . When we reach the banks,
he gets off the boat and looks back at me. I bow my head again and he is
gone ! In the coming days I kept thinking about the way he was looking at
me. I liked it but this happens with many men whom I ferry. But I was not
to slowly forget my brief encounter with the king ! The king came again and
told father that he wants to marry me !
The king wants to marry me ! I am indeed flattered. But father, we
have to discuss this ! The king already has a successor in Prince
Devavrata. I do not want a marriage where my children cannot inherit the
father’s throne. I did like him too but Icannot agree to this marriage.
Please tell the king that it is not possible.
My father tried to dissuade me but I remained steadfast, No way I
agree to this ! The king went back dejected. I felt sorry for him but wanted
the best for my children. I thought that was the end of it. And so did the
other fisherfolk who wanted one of their kind in the Hastinapur palace.
However, we were all surprised to hear that prince Devavrata would
visit us soon. Is he coming to see that his father’s wishes are fulfilled ? Is
he going to threaten us into submission? Everybody knew that he was
very well known as a great warrior.
When he came to talk to us, it surprised us to see a gentle young man.
Unlike the king who talked only with my father, the prince insisted that I
also be present. At first he tried to tell us that we and our people could be
rich way beyond or means. We did not relent. If you still insist, I will not
stake my claim to the throne. What ? Is it the crown prince Devavrata
talking ? When he saw the doubt in our eyes, he repeated it. Yes, I
renounce all my claim to the throne of Hastinapur. So the prince has
decided to step aside so that his father can marry me ! I could not believe
it.
I wanted to savour the moment. It was not just that I was going to be a
queen. It was more for the admiration I felt for the prince. And the way he
said it. It was a moment of destiny but he was making it look like it was
just another tick of time. I consented and the prince started talking to my
father about the dates for the wedding.
A new doubt started bothering me as I was going back to my hut. It is
good that the prince has renounced his claim. But what if his children stake
a claim at a later date ? These things are known to happen with royalty.
No, I should take care to see this does not happen. Therefore I have to go
back to discuss this with the prince. The prince was again matter of fact.
Madam, I take a vow to remain celibate. The way he said it was again very
casual. Here I was wrecking his whole life and the youth acts as though it
does not matter all that much ! I did feel terrible but there are things one
has to do for one’s children !
( This is a new and another PRELUDE tale of Mahabharata. King
Shantanu marries Satyavati, also known as Yojanagandhi, an erstwhile
fisherwoman. Prince Devavrata, later to be known as Bhishma, renounces
the claim to the throne and also vows to be a celibate in his life. The story
is told by Satyavati. Pl see the last post for the other PRELUDE tales.)
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4) Amba, the bold princess by Amba


The pyre is getting ready. In a few moments I will leap into the fire and
end my existence. I have been humiliated. I have been kicked from pillar to
post. I will be reborn soon and my life will have only one purpose. And that
is to take revenge on that ageing Son of Ganga. I have to depart now but
there is still some time to tell my story. Yes, my life as seen by me and not
by any scribe!
As the eldest princess I had a nice time growing up. Kasi is a fabled
city. A young girl there could learn to paint from master painters. The
same with sculpture , music, dance and all the other arts. I also learnt the
martial arts. My parents were not happy with it but they gave in after I
persisted. I reached an age when they started thinking about marrying me
off. It was around that time there was the annual archery contest in the
city. I had gone there without telling my parents. I had to dress as a boy . I
decided to jump in to the contest. Contestants were grouped according to
their age. I was in the youngest category. There were about ten in that
group. After several rounds, only two people remained: a handsome youth
and I. We came out equal in all contests and the judges decided to give the
award to both of us. As I started talking to him, I learnt he was also from a
royal family. He turned out to be the prince of kingdom of Salwa. We liked
each other very much. He stayed in Kasi for some more time. I met him
several times clandestinely. He professed his love for me . I replied by
giving him a kiss. We knew that there would be a swayamvar soon . He
said he would come there and we could get married. We exchanged letters
through couriers. I don’t know whether our parents knew about it but they
kept quiet anyway. Yes, I was looking forward to my life with the Salwa
prince.
This was when the hurricane struck us. Hurricane ? What else but
that ? Many princes from all over the Bhartavarsha have come and the
swayamvar is about to start. It was not just my swayamvar since my two
younger sisters were also expected to look for husbands. Our parents were
getting old and probably wanted all of us out of their home . As the
proceedings were about to start, a middle aged person walks in to the big
courtyard of the palace. He is quite handsome, but is also fully armored.
When all the others have come in their finest clothes, this man walks with a
battle dress and yes, very dusty too. Everybody becomes quiet. Who is this
person? Somebody says that this is the Hero of Hastinapur. He is called
the Fierce One ! He is called Gangaputa Bhishma and he has come
uninvited to the swayamvar. Before anybody could say anything, this man
announces in a regal voice that he has come to get wives for his young
brother. I am going to take away all the three princesses. And if anybody
thinks it is wrong he should fight me.
It is wrong ! There are ways to do things and this is certainly not it. He
could have brought his brother. But why does not anybody say it and stop
this hero or whatever of Hastinapur. I look at my parents. My father is
scared and his face is pale. Nobody wants to fight this man. Should I wear
my armour ? As I keep thinking, I see my beloved prince of Salwa get up
from the assembly. He tells the Kuru prince that what he is doing is wrong.
But the Kuru prince laughs and calls him for a combat. The two go outside
the fort and do battle. It does not go on for a long time. My young Salwa
price is no match for this fearsome Kuru prince.
All the three of us are taken away to Hastinapur. Before boarding the
chariot I tell him that I am in love with somebody else. But he does not
seem to listen to me. The younger two sisters are already scared (yes, they
scare easily) . I keep crying throughout the journey. After we reach
Hastinapur, I go to the regent ( the king’s mother ) and tell her that I cannot
marry her son since I am already in love with somebody else. After some
deliberation they sent me to Saubal, the capital of the Salwa kingdom.
As I go to Salwa, I am happy. I already think of myself as the Salwa
queen. Yes, Amba your woes are over. I guess I was a total fool since my
Salwa prince refused to take me in and marry me. He said I was Bhishma’s
woman and he had nothing to do with me. I tried arguing with him but it did
not help. He was a defeated king . And all because of me ! I try to ask him
why he should hold me responsible for his infamy. He asked me to go away
since he has to make preparations for his marriage. The royal house of
Ujjaini has come forward for an alliance. He and his ego ! I fumed out of his
palace . I took the nearest horse and sped back to Hastianpur.
Yes, I had to go back to Hastinapur. I had no other choice. I go
straight to this Kuru Prince - this Gangaputra Bhishma - and tell him that
he has to marry me. I tell him what happened with Salwa. He replies saying
that after all it was my decision and he had set me free to go to Salwa. I
tell him that he has ruined me and I have no other choice except to turn to
him. I cannot go back to Kasi. My parents will never take me back. They
will quote the code: After a girl leaves home , we don’t worry about her
anymore ; It is her problem . So YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME NOW.
He gives me an incredulous look . I have to marry you, Why? I tell
him that neither I nor he has any choice. After all he has brought me all
the way from Kasi. He says that there is no way that he can marry me. You
do know about me, Is’nt it ? I did not understand him. He raises his voice
and says that the whole of Bharatavarsha knows his two vows – he will
never aspire to be the king and he will never marry. He says that he made
these two vows so as to keep his father happy. There is great pride in his
voice when he talks about what he sees as his sacrifices. I tell him that I am
not impressed and anyway, that was all in the past. His lecherous father is
no more . He retorts that he has principles. Ha ! Principles ! What about
kidnapping young girls ? One more man with a giant ego ! Yes, the world is
full of such people !
I want to see whether I can appeal to his senses. Don’t I please you
? He does not understand the question. I rephrase the question. Don’t
you find me attractive ? He says that he does not know what it means. I
tease him. So, women don’t interest you ! There is a vacant gaze. I get
annoyed since I am going nowhere with him I ask him for the last time .
Will you marry me ? His answer comes out clear. NO! I cannot marry you .
I scream at him . They call him Bhishma, the fierce one. Yes, nothing
gentle or kind about him !
I get the advice that guru Parashurama will help me. He is the one
who has lived on and on. When the kings of Bharatavarsha had become
arrogant and misbehaved with people , this great Brahmin warrior went
around and decimated all the evil kings. I am told up that he will certainly
take up an anti Kshatriya cause. I am hesitant since he is such a legend .
Further his short temper was also well known. However when I meet him
he is all smiles. He says that at times these kshatriyas are too stubborn( I
did now know whether he was referring to me or to that aging prince of
Hastinapur). He tells me jubilantly to set a marriage date. He asks the Kuru
Prince to come to his ashram in the forest.
When the prince came to the ashram the guru hugs him. After all
he was his teacher. They talk about old times. I have to cough several
times to remind the guru of my presence. The teacher tells the student that
this girl ( that is I, Amba) has suffered a lot and he should make her happy
by marrying her. The Kuru prince says he cannot do it and reminds the
teacher about his two great vows. The teacher remembers it after the
prince recounts the whole story. I am very proud to have such a noble
man like you for a student. But past is past and now, You, the Kuru
prince should marry Amba, the Kasi princess. The teacher also reminds
the prince that the scriptures deem guru to be few notches higher than
father and mother. When the prince respectfully disagrees, the guru calls
him to battle. If you lose, you should marry Amba ! Yes, the battle
between the teacher and the student goes on for a long time. I , no novice
myself in matters of bow and arrows, marvel at the skill of these two
archers. For a moment I forget myself and clap when the Kuru prince
sends an arrow which takes away a good part of his teacher’s tuft ! The
battle has gone on for many days and nobody has won. But I do see that
the older man, the teacher who has lived on for centuries, is tired. May be
both were tired since they decide to stop. The guru wishes me well and
says that he is sorry that he is not able to convince the Kuru prince. As the
last resort, I ask the prince to fight me with bow and arrows. He frowns and
walks away.
There was nothing else I could do in this birth, at least not as a
woman. I pray to Lord Shiva that I be born as a man in the next birth . Yes,
I am young. But I have to die now. This is the only choice I have. The fire
has started in full earnest. And it is time for me to jump into it . Yes, Death
to Bhishma !
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)5) THE TIMID SISTERS by Vidura's mother
 Apr 28 2010 |
***** * I come from a line of maid servants (Dasis) . I was sent to the palace
as a handmaiden to the princesses of Kashi. Since there was already a
maid for the eldest princess , I became the sole maid for the two younger
girls . I was about ten years old when I started working in the palace. The
younger princesses were about three. I used to play with them. They call
me Didi. They were very free with me. They would hug and kiss me at
times and yes, used to hit me too . It has not changed in all these years.
They still kiss me when they like what I do for them . And they still hit me
when they get angry with somebody. But now they are all grown up and
when they hit it hurts me. When I tell my mother, she says it is our lot and
nothing can be done about it.
************ The princesses have all grown to be beautiful girls. The first one
has a stubborn streak in her. It makes her look slightly harsh. The two
younger ones are less bold . In fact I would call them rather timid. The
elder one got trained in martial arts but these two would go nowhere near a
sword. The elder one played with tiger cubs but these two would not even
go near puppies. However they are more playful than their elder sister.
They kid me and I kid them. Our talk is all about young men. In fact, young
princes ! The first one already has decided whom to marry. The other two
don’t know what they will do. They are all looking forward to the
Swayamvara which is supposed to take place soon. The eldest is sure that
her beau will come and claim her.
********** This is a very important day in my life. I am going away to
Hastinapur with the two princesses. It all happened so fast. On the day of
swaymavara many princes came to see our princesses. The town of Kashi
was all decorated to welcome these princes. But, all of a sudden, a middle
aged person came and claimed all the three of them. He said he had come
there to seek brides for his young brother. There was commotion
everywhere. Everybody uttered the word with fear: THE FIERCE ONE
(Bhishma). Yes, it was the same youth who had taken those difficult vows
to satisfy a father’s passion. Most princes did not want to fight him and left
the scene . Some did oppose him but were soundly defeated. He took away
the princesses with him. I had to accompany them and so , here I am in
Hastinapur . I had heard about him before. Who knew that fate would take
me near this great man ?
*********** The young prince , Raja Vichitra Virya married my two
princesses. They are still close to me. They take me in confidence and talk
about their husband. Sometimes their talk would veer towards intimate
aspects. They would compare notes of how the king performed in bed. I
would be embarrassed and try to go away but they would make me sit and
listen to the whole thing. They were quite naughty about it all. Once they
even tried to put me in their bed in the night. I barely escaped their
husband’s advances.
******** It is very sad. The young king, the husband of my two princesses ,is
dead. I feel bad for these girls. They had just begun to share the pleasures
of life. Now they have to live out their lives without a husband, It is
unfortunate that the two will not have any children either. Neither of them
became pregnant. It had been rumored that the dead king was not
endowed well. I am sure it did not lessen the happiness of the princesses.
But it is also true that he had not impregnated them.
******** There are lot of rumours floating round in the palace. But to know
what is really happening I go to my friend who works in the queen
Mother’s palace.. She keeps me informed about what happens there and I
feed her back any information she may want from my side. She is actually a
much older lady but likes me. She is the source for whatever I may say
here about the queen mother and other happenings in the palace,
According to her, the queen mother is very unhappy that there are no
children to continue the great Kuru dynasty. She feels that she is getting
old and wants to see grandchildren before her death. She has called
learned men from various places to see how the dynasty could be
continued.
.........Today was a very big day in the queen mother’s palace. Many
learned men have come from all over the country to counsel her. My
friend tells me that there were long discussions.
It seems there are
several methods for continuing the dynasty is such cases are stipulated in
the ancient books. One of he ways is that the dynasty can continue if the
dead man’s wife can spend one night with one of the husband’s relatives.
Finally all the learned people agreed that it was the best method possible
under the circumstances. They were all unanimous to who that husband’s
relative ought to be. They opined the best would be the husband’s brother.
This decision did not surprise me at all because this is what happens in
my village too. Of course, we don’t consult scholars about such things.
This is just the done thing.
When the scholars pronounced their panacea , all eyes turned
towards Prince Deva , the man known as the Fierce One. Upon this
unexpected course of the discussion, the prince became visibly
uncomfortable and left the room. The queen mother summoned him later
in private. She told him that he has to take this initiative now to continue
the Kuru clan. When he reminded her of his vows, she told him that he
should let bygones be bygones. She even told him that she would bear
upon herself any sin involved in his renunciation of his vows. But the
prince is adamant. The queen is worried. However she feels that finally the
prince may give in.
******* Next day the queen mother sent for the princesses. I accompanied
them to the palace. They were told that it is important that the throne of
Hastinapur gets heirs . She stressed that the most important thing is the
dynasty (VAMSH) and it has to continue. And in the end she told the elder
one that her brother in law will visit her on a particular night and she has
to make the best of it. The younger one’s turn would come later. The
queen mother did not say anything more. The princesses were afraid to
ask for more details. Who is it going to be ? Of course, the Fierce One !
The princesses were not sure how they were supposed to react.
I feel they were happy that they would get to be intimate again with a man .
They started fantasizing about how it would be .Prince Deva is not very
young, but he is still handsome . Women still swoon over him. I teased the
princesses about him. May be he would be fierce with them too ! The two
royal ladies just giggled.
The queen mother called me later in the week and told me to
decorate a room in her palace for the coming night. I was asked to bring
the elder princess in the evening itself and deck her in all finery. I did so
and the princess looked very beautiful. When I left the princess in the
room in the night, she implored me not to go. She looked frightened but
there was not much I could do. The maids had already been ordered to
leave the palace and retire to the servants’ quarters.
When I went in the morning to see the elder princess, I expected to
see a young lady satiated with love. May be she will tell me that she wants
to sleep for some more time. But when I went in what I saw was surprising.
Yes, she seemed to be sleeping but I heard her call me. Is it you Didi?
Yes, Rajkumari ? I looked at her. Her eyes were still closed. Has he left?
Who? He.. He ? Your...?Yes, has he gone ? Rajkumari, there is nobody else
except me . Come near me, Didi and hold me . What happened? No, just
hold me... I will open my eyes now. Then the tears started coming down.
“I did not know who he was. I was in the room for some time when
the door opened. You do know whom I was expecting. No, it was not he. It
was ..was.. an ugly black monster. A lean man with matted hair and a long
dirty beard. He just said that he is my brother in law . Before I could
scream , he closed my mouth with his palm and then he took me to bed. I
did not open my eyes at all. “
I took the princess back to her palace. The queen mother
summoned me again and wanted to know what happened. When I told her
that the princess had closed her eyes , the queen mother smiled and said
that it happens when there is too much pleasure. I don’t’ think there was
any pleasure for the princess but I did not want to interfere in these royal
maters. Meanwhile we were all curious about the person who visited the
princess in the night. All we knew was that it certainly was not Prince Deva.
What does it mean ? Is there another brother ? If so who could it be ?
Whoever it was, he had done his job well. The elder princess did
get pregnant and nine months later she gave birth to a big baby boy. Both
the princess and the queen mother were very happy . However their
happiness did not last long. They found that the baby was born blind.
Some of us who knew what had happened felt that this was because the
princess had kept her eyes tightly closed through out the night. Whatever
the reason, the queen mother was unhappy. She told that it had to be done
again and anyway this was the turn of the younger princess.
The story repeated with the younger princess. While the elder
one had closed her eyes at the sight of the visitor, the younger was so
aghast that she went totally pale. All these princesses are very fair, but
when I saw her in the morning her face, well this was beyond pale, this was
white . So much was her fear ! I wondered who that visitor must be to
scare these two ladies so much. It is true that these two get scared easily
but can one be so timid ? They told me that he was jet black, and this is
one thing they cannot handle. They are just not willing to consider that
black could be beautiful ! Well, the result of this union was a healthy baby
alright , but totally white. I should admit it was kind of a sickening white.
This also did not bring any cheer to the queen mother. She wanted
to give it one more try. She told the elder princess that her brother in law
would visit her again and this time it better be alright. She warned her : I
want a proper boy this time. But the princesses were not about to do the
bidding of the older lady. They called me and told me that I should go
instead of the princess. I wondered whether they were kidding me. They
said that I have no choice but to go and submit to that hideous man’s
lovemaking. Initially I said no but I could not refuse when they said it was
an order and not a request.
Yes, the person who came in to the bedroom at night was black. I
had no problem with it . After all we maids are also not any fair creatures.
We could be called kind of dark. Yes, he had matted hair and his beard was
unkempt. And he was dusty. He looked quite young. I suggested to him
that he could bathe first. He agreed and when he came out after his bath ( it
did take some time) was by no means hideous as the princesses had
described. And when I really looked at this face I was wonderstruck. It was
certainly not a handsome face. But there was some strange attraction in his
eyes and when he beckoned to me I willingly went. There was a shine of
wisdom in those eyes And here was one who knew how to be with women.
I think the princesses did really miss out on all the ecstasy. Finally when
he was about to leave in the dawn I told him that I wanted to know about
him. He told me that he is the first son of the queen mother. He was born
when a great Rishi was entranced by the young fisherwoman who ferried
him across the river. It is not talked about much now but the queen
mother indeed was a fisherwoman before king Shantanu married her.
When the queen mother learnt of the deceit by the princesses, she
was very angry. But she also realized that the princesses would not submit
anymore to her orders. As for me, I got a baby boy after nine months. He
was perfect. His eyes already shone with the wisdom of his father.
The names of these three baby boys : Dhritarashtra ( strong but
blind), Pandu ( extremely pale) and Vidura. Even the queen mother likes
my son. She is fond of all the three children . Their ‘ father’ comes once
in a while to meet the queen mother. On those occasions I always go there
to get his blessings. He blesses me and yes, he also smiles at me.
( The story teller here is the maid of the princesses of Kashi,
Ambika and Ambalika. She is the one who gives birth to Vidura. The name
of the ‘ father ‘ of these three children is Vyasa, Krishna Dwaipayana Vyasa.
He is the son of Sage Parashara and Satyavati, the erstwhile fisherwoman)
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6. MADRI - The complete story - by MadriJune 12 ,2011

 |(In the original Mahabharata ,Madri, the wife of Pandu and the mother of
Nakula and sahadeva , is a very minor character. I have tried to see what it
would be to be in her shoes. The story has been told in 4 parts. If you have
read the first three, please go to the last part. If not, please try to read
them all. )
Part I
------------In a few minutes, I am going to join my Lord and Master on the
funeral pyre. Sister says I don’t have to do it. But it is I who was
responsible for his death. Yes, It is I who has to go. And I know she will
look after the children much better than me. She will do justice even to my
children who are after all only step children for her. In a few minutes I will
lie with my husband for the last time.
When was the first time ? Of course , on our wedding night! My brother
Shalya had this visitor from Hastinapur. Red carpet was laid out for this
man – King Pandu. Brother and he were friends from long time. I saw the
king from the windows of the palace. He was tall and handsome. Brother
called me in the night and asked me whether I would agree to marry him. I
laughed .
Brother, he is too pale for my taste, I like them tall, dark and handsome !
Sister Madri, think of some better excuse !
Brother, he already has a wife
Yes, Madri, he is married to Lady Kunti.
You know that and you still want me to marry him !
Sister, Queen Kunti is a nice lady
Brother, it does not mean..
Sister, he is a nice man and he is my friend.
Ok, brother ! you can marry him
Maadri, stop it ! He is the most powerful king of us all. It is good for us to
be related to such a person.. Do you seriously object to this alliance?
I had to agree. He was not loathsome or anything like that. It is just that
I did not want to play second fiddle to anyone in my life. But one learns to
adjust to realities of life. We were married and yes, that was the first time
he lay with me. The morning saw two extremely satiated people. As we set
out for Hastinapur, I was apprehensive about how I would be received by
his first wife.
However, Lady Kunti was very dignified . She welcomed me with a
smile. It was not a gracious smile. The lips were barely open and the eyes
steely. After all she was welcoming a rival. From then on my life went in a
way basically decided by those two.
For my husband, she was the
queen and I was the wife.
It was she who went with him to various functions of the state. It
was she who would be called upon to open an orphanage. And I think she
did her job vey well. She very rarely smiled and was the epitomy of
discipline. She was intimate with him very rarely. It had to be a festival or
something like that for them to sleep together. She was the queen !
I was the opposite of her in every aspect. I was a playful girl even from
my childhood. I was given to giggling all the time. I abhorred discipline.
And I loved pleasure, yes, all types of pleasure. The affairs of the state kept
the king, my husband, busy through out the day. But , come evening , he
was mine. He came to me almost every evening. He used to say it was very
relaxing. I would kiss his worries away. And later in the night we would
enjoy each other. Yes, I was the wife.
I do not know much about my husband’s relatives. His elder brother
was blind and I was told that was the main reason for my husband
becoming the king. He had married a lady from Gandhara, not too far from
my home. She did something strange when she got married. Since her
husband was blind, she decided that she also does not want to see. And
she tied a piece of cloth around her eyes. I have wondered at times whether
she closes her eyes when the cloth has to be changed . Also does she keep
her eyes closed even behind the piece of cloth ! Anyway I think it is kind of
silly. Instead she should have helped him by seeing things which he could
not. It would have helped him more. The result is that both of them keep
bumping against the furniture when they are moving around.
And then there are the older ladies of the palace , the mothers and
the grandmother who is the supreme authority in the palace. Everybody
seems to have adjusted to a life where everything is done according to the
orders of the grandmother. She was supposed to have been very beautiful
in her youth. Yes, she retains that beuty even now and one can see what
made the emperor fall for her.
But the one man who is omnipresent in Hastinapur is the man whom
my father calls Uncle. He is the one whom the grandmother calls Deva.
Yes, Devavrata was his given name but it is almost totally forgotten now.
He is Bheeshma who made those two great sacrifices for the sake of his
father and the kingdom. I knew about him much earlier. I knew all his
exploits including the one where he single handedly brought three
princesses all the way from Kashi as brides for his brothers. I was scared
the first time I had to meet him. But I found him to be a very kind elderly
person. He addressed me as child and gave me sweets.
Then a tragedy struck which was going to devastate all our lives...
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I hope you do remember that I was going to talk about the tragedy that
struck our family . It was all going quite well to be of any interest, isn’t it ?
It would have been boring if it had gone on like that The story of this
family has been quite eventful. Well, I can assure you it will continue to be
so !
When we were making love last night, my husband told me that he would
be going on a big hunt. Get me a big deer. As I told you earlier , I look after
ALL of his physical appetites. I am the one who rules the palace kitchens.
Lady Kunti had told me at the very beginning that these matters do not
interest her. After he left for the hunt, I saw to it that the spices were
ground up and all we were looking forward to us was the deer meat.
He did not come back that night . We started to worry and lady Kunti sent
some people to look for him in the forest. Finally he returned after almost a
week. We were aghast when we saw him. My husband, as his name
implied, was pale; you could spell it with a big P and yes, the other letters
in big too. But the man whom we saw now was beyond pale. His face was
totally white. And there was fear in his eyes ( I was reminded of how he was
conceived. His mother had gone totally pale at the sight of the man who
had come to impregnate her). There were tears in his eyes too as he
hugged us.
Lady Kunti told me to take him to my quarters and pacify him. I gave him a
good hot water bath. He was still very upset. I decided to pacify him in a
manner that would banish all his tears. But he held my hand and said
Don't ! It surprised me. He was never the one to reject such pacifying
measures. He said I cannot and burst into tears.
t was only next morning he regained part of his composure. He called
both of us to his quarters and talked about what happened during the hurt.
He started by saying that he wished he had been deaf. I did not understand
now his ears could have played an important role in whatever happened,
but I did not interrupt.
"If I had not heard them making sounds, it would not have happened !"
When he saw two deer in the forest he sent an arrow in the direction, it
killed both the animals.
"And when I walked towards the animals, imagine my surprise at seeing a
man and a woman. In fact, that was a Rishi and his wife"
Lady Kunti said she does not understand. He said he too did not
understand it at first. He explained that when those two got an urge to
make love , they would take the form of deer and do it. It was natural to
fantasize but this was weird ! Why did not they think big ? They could have
become elephants instead of donning the form of deer ! Then they would
have escaped death . The king continued.
" I expressed my regret but the sage was angry, He placed a curse on me :
You will die the moment you make love to a woman"
Oh Lord ! Both lady Kunti and I started crying when we heard it. However
she wiped her eyes soon. She said the world would not come to an end if
the king did not make love. Of course, she could say things like that. But
imagine me and the king. How could we live without making love ? Love
defined our relationship. And he needed it . But his queen thinks the world
would not come to an end ! And then she looks at me.
"It is you I am worried about. You entice him to bed all the time. "
I tried to interrupt her but she shot back .
You are a shameless woman and what else can he do . This has to change
now. It is better you go back to your country.
I started crying and said that I don’t want to go back to Madra Desha.
"You should mend your ways. See that he is not attracted to you. Don’t
wear all that enticing clothes ! No flowers in the hair too ! "
That is how we fared for sometime before the king decided to abdicate and
go away to the forest. His blind brother became the new king of
Hastinapura. And we two accompanied our husband to the forest. She took
command of the kitchen too and managed his diet such that it slowly killed
all his desires. We wore white like other Rishi ladies. And no flowers in the
hair. I had always loved flowers and the forest was full of flowers. But I
could only admire them from a distance.
All the three of us got used to this routine. Lady Kunti and I got closer to
each other. There were also less of those palace intrigues which had kept
us apart. I went back to calling her Sister. I was always the jolly one and
made them laugh at times. But there was one thing that was bothering ius.
We had no children. The king worried about it more than us. And then it
happened . Sister became pregnant................
Part 3
How did it happen ? Our lord and master- king Pandu - is still alive. If it
were him, he should have been killed by the effect of the curse. So I asked
her
Sister, is there anything you want to tell me ?
Not really ..You are curious , isn’t it ?
There was a smile on her face – a rarity.
Of course, who was he ?
Madri ! what do you man, who was he ?
Don’t tell me that it was our husband ?
Of course, it was he... You better believe it ! It is a long story and I better
tell you. Otherwise you will imagine something else and spread gossip
And she told me the whole story. Some of it was difficult for me to believe.
The story starts from the time she was a little girl. ( I wondered whether she
was a model of discipline even at that time. Did she play hide and seek like
us ? Did she play skip rope ? ). A famous sage came to her father’s place.
The sage was famous for his rage. Almost anything would upset him. Even
the gods were afraid of him. Little Kunti looked after him so well that he
was very pleased.
I will give you a boon – Pray to any god you want and he will give you a
child.
Strange boon to give to a little girl. Yes, that is what she also felt. When
she did ask the sage about it, it seems he said that she may need it later in
life !
Since our husband was so worried about not having children, I told him
about this boon. He readily agreed. We discussed whom to call. We agreed
on the very first name.
. Who was it ?
The Lord of Righteousness
You mean god Yamadharma.. why why.. of all gods/
We had erred ,you know
We ?
...I meant the king. He had killed this sage couple, Isn’t it ? To offset all that
in the past, we called upon the God of Dharma
Talk of this Dharma and all was too serious for me. And little frightening
too. I thought I would liven up the situation
How fast did he come ? After all his buffalo ..?
Madri ! Don’t joke about him !
Sorry sister ! Then how did IT happen ?
What IT ?
You know .. did he visit you in the night ?
NO ! He actually visited our Lord... When I prayed to him, he appeared. I
did request him for a child. He said yes. And when I was wondering how it
would happen, he said that he will come to me in the form of my husband. I
understood what he meant only much later. He visited my husband in the
night ..
You mean ..
Yes, he entered my husband’s body
So as to enter you ?.. Sorry Sister. I did not mean it that way
It is alright , Madri.. Anyway, that is what happened.
And you are now pregnant.. I am glad .. And nothing happened to our
husband ! The curse did not work
Yes, Madri ! Since he was really not King Pandu when he.. was with me.
I thought that it was strange that God of Death was being called upon to
begin a new life ! Anyway we were all happy. My husband and I looked
after the pregnant lady with all care. All her life she was lean. And now she
filled out. Her face looked peaceful – yes, all the early tension had given
way to peace. When the baby was born, it also had a peaceful face. We
called him Dharmaraja. Yudhishtira was another name given to him. He
never cried !
Some months later Sister came to me saying that they were thinking of
another child. I was very happy since I thought she might ask me to be the
mother. But she had other things on her mind. She wanted my opinion on
the god that should be called to father her child. I looked around and saw
the bright rays from the sun. And I said it should be the Sun God. Even
before I could finish the sentence, sister screamed . No, Not him, not him at
all. I don’t know why she was so vehement, but I let it pass. I told her that
she should think of some powerful god. Yudhi will need somebody
powerful to help him. She agreed. As we were talking a gusty wind blew
threatening to sweep us away. We looked at each other and said in unison.
Yes, It should be god Vayu, the Lord of the winds !
This time she informed me before the coming of the god. I gave her a nice
bath and decked her in fine clothes. Yes, she can be beautiful if she tries.
And when I went to wake her up in the morning, she smiled and said she
was totally worn out. Beside her, our husband was snoring away. This. time
she ballooned up very fast. And she became very heavy. I teased her that
the god must have really done his duty well. The baby when it came out
was very big. Real Huge ! And we called him Bheema.
I wondered whether I should ask her to give me one of her boons. I was not
sure whether such things could be transferred. I went to my husband and
asked his opinion. He said that I should wait. Wait for what ? I soon knew
since she came to me again saying she wanted my opinion. This was
getting to be irritating but I did not want to show it. I should keep her in
good humour, Isn’t it ? It did not need much discussion. The skies opened
up. There was lightning and thunder. And finally it poured and we got
drenched. It had to be Indra, the Lord of rain. And yes, he was the chief of
gods too ! The result this time was a beautiful boy. We called him Partha,
and also, Arjuna.
What is it to be next. Will she keep on making babies while I enact the role
of maid and midwife ? Or will she condescend and transfer me a boon ? I
started building castles in the air. Let us say she does give me the boon.
Which god should I call ? We already have three boys in the family. I think
that is enough. Yes, what I want is a little girl, a beautiful little girl !...
Part 4
Madri, It is just not possible
As I was telling you, I waited for Lady Kunti to come to me with her boon.
She was not willing to give it to me at first. Our husband went on
requesting her. She finally yielded and came to tell me what to do. I
expressed my desire to have a girl child.
Madri ! you must be kidding
No sister ! I really want to have a sweet little girl
I think it is totally wrong for you to want that
Why, sister , why ! What is wrong with it.
Madri, Don’t you know the news from Hastinapur? About Gandhari !
Yes, sister !She has two children . Suyodhana is of the same age as our
Bheema. And Susshasana of Partha.
Mafri, it seems Gandhari is giving birth to more children, they say there
may be about hundred. You should keep your eyes on such matters !
Sister, don’t listen to rumours. This must be her brother Shakuni’s idea to
have many heirs. I am sure they are adopting children from all over.
Madri, could be ! Whatever it is, we have only three here. We need more
sons for King pandu
So, sister ?
Therefore give up the idea of having a girl child. And I am not even sure it
will work. Say we pray to some goddess and she agrees to give us a child.
And then she will have to enter our husband’s body. How will he perform
then ? No Madri, this wont work.. I don’t want my boon wasted.
Today she talked like a queen. Her imperious ways are returning. So I
started thinking of the god whom I could call upon to give me a child. Again
I thought of Sun god but gave it up remembering the vehement disapproval
sister had for him. Whom should I call upon ? We already had propitiated
three major gods. I should think of somebody else. Somebody
handsome ? .... What about Ashwini Devas ? Yes, they are reputed to be
handsome with power of horses . They are supposed to be sons of the Sun
God too. And they are the doctors of heaven. Something tells me that the
times will be such that we need people to heal the wounds , both of mind
and body. What else do I need ? I went to Lady Kunti and told her of my
choice. She admonished me. Why did’nt you get Agni or Varuna ? Anyway
she said it is my choice and left it at that.
With the onset of night, I waited for the gods. I was curious. Would they
arrive together or what? But more than anything what I was looking
forward to was the union with my husband. It had been ages since we were
together. The gods did come in sequence. It seems that they drew lots
on who should be the first. I was blessed twice and the night was long !
Nine months later I gave birth to twins. Sister did not like the fact that I
scored two with just one boon from her. But even she said that the babies
were really beautiful. We called them Nakula and Sahadeva. The elder
brothers fawned on the two infants. I did not know what would happen
when they all grow up. Kunti’s children are already showing signs of
becoming bosses. May be my two children will have to play second fiddle
to the other three. Well, let me not worry about it now. What will be , will
be.
We have all gotten fond of our children. We call them the Fabulous Five !
And fabulous they are!
Yes, the flames on the funeral pyre are leaping to the skies. I have to join
my lord and master on the pyre. I better come to the end of my story.
When I woke up yesterday, it was as though it was a new day. I felt very
joyful . I always sing for some time in the mornings but yesterday I just
went on. Then a fragrant breeze wafted in. May be it came from a flower I
had not seen before. When I went in the direction of the flower, it took me
deep into the woods. And when I found it, I plucked it. Then an urge came
on me to put it in my hair. Yes, Lady Kunti had forbidden it but the urge
was too much. As I put it in my hair, I felt two arms encircling me. When I
looked back, it was my husband, King Pandu.
No Dear, we should not do it
It is alright Madri. I am not myself anymore. When I see you I feel like I am
Lord kama and you Rati Devi
Dear Husband, I am afraid....
Dear Madri, Don’t you remember that it was alright when a god had entered
me ..
Yes, dear ! But that was the result of a boon
It is also a boon now and Lord Kama has entered me..
I could not resist him anymore. It was alright in the beginning. But soon
he was more of a man and less of a god. I think he started feeling that he
was doing wrong. The Curse took effect and he died. I sat there crying.
Soon Sister Kunti came to the scene and started berating me
You, hussy ! You are the reason for all this ! remove those flowers from
your hair.
She also started crying. And when the tears ran out, we just sat dazed.
Then she drew me aside and told me that she will sit on the funeral pyre
with our husband..
Madri, you have to carry on from now. I think you should take the children
to Hastinapur....
Sister, I should be the one to accompany our husband on the funeral pyre.
He died because of me and it is only right that I be there with him. More
important is that these five boys need a mother who will be a mentor for
them in the art of statecraft. They need somebody who can give advice on
many matters. Sister, I am not fit for all that. You are the one who should be
with them from now on..
Madri, let me be the one........
No, sister Kunti, I am very certain that it is you who has to carry on with
these children. I know you will be good with my children also. Let me bid
goodbye To all of you
I went to each one of the boys and hugged them. I did tarry with my
children little longer. And then I went in the direction of the funeral
pyre..........
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THE TAINTED JUDGE ( FUNBLOG)
THE GAMES WE PLAY (HUMOUR)
I TOO WAS NOT INVITED FOR CLINTON'S WEDDING
WHO WANTS FLOWER POTS ?
IS BANGALORE JINXED ?
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